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Today, I got mugged. They wanted my phone and wallet. The most important thing in my wallet was my fully punched Smoothie King card. FML

#9100714
117 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 11:05am - money - by ashleeylynn - United States

Today, I was so excited to finally use my $45 gift card to a hair salon. I walk up to the doors to find them locked and to look inside to see that the salon was not only closed but out of business. FML

#9093072
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22198) - you deserved it (4250)

On 03/15/2010 at 12:51am - money - by Fridaythe12th (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML

#9069582
184 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 9:36am - money - by Rick (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML

#9047777
231 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:16pm - money - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out the electric bill I have been paying was on my old house. I found this out when they shut off the power to my house. FML

#8988720
47 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 12:18am - money - by secret - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML

#8971410
122 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 1:37pm - money - by MR (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML

#8930944
68 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 9:24pm - money - by yessssir - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML

#8915112
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7363) - you deserved it (31213)

On 03/08/2010 at 7:08am - money - by prian (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

#8875865
160 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 7:49pm - money - by uneducated - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML

#8852527
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29734) - you deserved it (3125)

On 03/05/2010 at 8:05pm - money - by mrrichkid - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the man who sold me my car 6 months ago lied about it being "recently serviced" and "in excellent condition". It actually hasn't been serviced in years, and fixing all its problems is going to cost me $900 more than what I paid for the car. FML

#8820381
145 comments

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On 03/04/2010 at 9:09am - money - by rippedoff (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

#8750988
180 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 4:55pm - money - by sdauner - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

#8726877
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27369) - you deserved it (3500)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:34pm - money - by rybread (man) - United States



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