Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML

by Anonymous / 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Money

Today, I hosted a "Night Out Against Crime" party at our local park. Only three people came, they robbed our fundraiser booth. FML

by no money anymore / 01/17/2012 at 10:31pm / United States / Money

Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

by meggs2209 / 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm / United States / Money

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

by bobbeta30 / 01/11/2012 at 11:33am / United States (New York) / Money

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I had to cancel my wedding. On top of being upset about the break up, I was informed I owed a $900 cancellation fee for not using the venue. Single and broke. FML

by metalflower01 / 01/11/2012 at 11:31am / United States / Money

Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML

by Voltron / 01/10/2012 at 7:37pm / United States / Money

Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML

by FML / 01/05/2012 at 10:56am / United States (Florida) / Money

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

by cazorp / 01/05/2012 at 6:43am / United States (Texas) / Money

Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML

by Ilostsomuch / 01/04/2012 at 1:30pm / United States (Florida) / Money

Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML

by cul8erqtpie20 / 01/03/2012 at 11:35am / United States (Massachusetts) / Money

Today, I found out that, after offering to fill out my student aid application for me, my mother sent all of my personal information to a scam site instead. FML

by ... / 01/02/2012 at 1:45am / United States / Money

Today, I have to choose between getting a cellphone contract that I need, or a TV that I don't even want, but which my flatmates insist I contribute towards. The same flatmates who eat all my food. This increased grocery bill has left me unable to afford either the phone or TV. FML

by WTF / 12/30/2011 at 2:10am / United States (Florida) / Money

Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML

by Anonymous / 12/21/2011 at 6:36pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money