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Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
272 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

#16648557
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48313) - you deserved it (4740)

On 06/13/2011 at 6:29pm - money - by sarahwittman - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML

#16645902
181 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 3:06pm - money - by fuckcops (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML

#16628942
224 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my Facebook was hacked. The hacker messaged all my online friends, explaining that "I" was overseas, had run out of money and needed help. Not one person cared enough to respond. I guess the hacker picked the wrong target. FML

#16543597
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34918) - you deserved it (4708)

On 06/07/2011 at 8:10am - money - by Username - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML

#16458606
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30639) - you deserved it (3204)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:25pm - money - by GTR - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the school principal takes all the money from the school fund raisers to buy herself donuts. I'd donated over $100. FML

#16447988
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41350) - you deserved it (5207)

On 06/01/2011 at 5:20am - money - by Golden~ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home from work to find my computer smashed into a hundred pieces. My dad threw it at my mom because they were having a fight and my computer was the closest thing to throw. He refuses to fix it. FML

Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML

#16418621
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37215) - you deserved it (3555)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

#16381910
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19007) - you deserved it (44442)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

#16294930
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18157) - you deserved it (68201)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

#16221973
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52877) - you deserved it (27510)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, our cable, internet, and home phone got shut off because my mother-in-law decided that since we are moving, it was easier to not pay the bill rather than close the account. We're not moving for another month and the account was under my name. FML

#16204645
116 comments


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