Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 2:06am - money - by LC (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML
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On 11/02/2009 at 12:30pm - money - by parched (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 4:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 4:32pm - money - by poorcollegestudent (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my bank overdrafted my account to pay a bill that isn't due until next month. When I called them, they said they would fix the mistake, but I have to restore the account to zero before they'll give me my money back. So, I have to pay for my own money with the money they won't give me. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 6:11am - money - by WTF (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I got my tax return. I was really excited. Turns out the government does take the time to send out a tax return for $1.36. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 4:10pm - money - by nicolo (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 6:05am - money - by Pissed (man) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)
Today, I went to the military base to save $10 on a haircut. On the way out the gate, the glare of the sun blocked my view of a star barrier. Instead of saving $10 on a haircut I now owe a $500 deductible to fix my car. FML
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On 10/16/2009 at 11:35pm - money - by drstrnj (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, I found out that, because i'm a student, the employees I train make more than me. FML
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On 10/15/2009 at 7:29am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that I owed my school $0.20. They decided to charge me a late fee of $20 for deferring the intial payment. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 11:04am - money - by latepayer (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got a job at McDonald's because I've been really needing money. After work, I got some food with the Monopoly pieces. I completed the set for $5,000, but I can't claim it because I work for McDonald's. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 1:41am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I received a call from a collection agency. Since I had no clue, I was ready to file a police report for stolen identity. I then called my mom only to find out she has been opening new credit cards with my information for 3 years and not paying them. My credit is ruined and I'm only 21. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 7:32pm - money - by thafinest (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I won 10,555 dollars on scratch cards! My sister got me to do a happy dance and filmed it. The video is on facebook and the tickets were fake. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 9:21am - money - by Dora (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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