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Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML

#17370031
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31265) - you deserved it (3785)

On 08/04/2011 at 7:19pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

#17367544
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10160) - you deserved it (122269)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm - money - by Joe - United States (Florida)

Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML

#17364485
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33883) - you deserved it (4687)

On 08/04/2011 at 5:15am - money - by Username - United States

Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML

#17354584
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29559) - you deserved it (2975)

On 08/03/2011 at 11:49am - money - by Teen With No Money (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML

#17350517
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37499) - you deserved it (2893)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:45am - money - by bigbill - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML

#17274904
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28564) - you deserved it (3031)

On 07/27/2011 at 12:05am - money - by talwin (man) - Reserved

Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML

#17265218
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41302) - you deserved it (4324)

On 07/26/2011 at 6:33am - money - by buggingout (woman) - United States

Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML

#17253464
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31416) - you deserved it (3404)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:08pm - money - by tim12345 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

#17236134
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33117) - you deserved it (9176)

On 07/24/2011 at 12:22am - money - by Joe thomas - United States (Florida)

Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML

#17221659
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33496) - you deserved it (11674) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/22/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by zerom - France

Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML

#17211353
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32408) - you deserved it (4317)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:25am - money - by dontfencemein (woman) - United States

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48463) - you deserved it (4996)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

#17131745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36568) - you deserved it (3541)

On 07/16/2011 at 2:23am - money - by Tanner - United States (Tennessee)



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