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Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

#16003587
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On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

#15999720
243 comments

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On 05/01/2011 at 1:50am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

#15943696
136 comments

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On 04/27/2011 at 12:21am - money - by uncbballwins -

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

#15940298
336 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML

#15812903
144 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 9:06pm - money - by TDCC (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend punched a hole in a door. This is on top of the broken handle, cracked sink top, dented fridge, and other holes in the wall he has also made. We are 4 months into our year lease. I don't think we are getting our $720 deposit back. FML

#15781081
257 comments

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On 04/14/2011 at 2:59am - money - by Username -

Today, I filed my taxes. As a divorcée with children, I was supposed to get $3,500 back from the IRS. Alas, my ex's new wife already filed with my children, who don't live with her. I now owe the IRS $250. FML

#15708365
253 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 12:07pm - money - by fuckmylifeLulu - United States (Texas)

Today, I was prescribed anti-anxiety medication due to the high level of stress that I experience at my job. Unfortunately, I cannot afford the medication because I do not make enough money at said job. FML

#15658999
105 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 11:26pm - money - by Username -

Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML

#15651361
108 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 2:13pm - money - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I returned home to find the key to my mailbox missing. I called the post office and was informed that a new key will cost me $15. I have no money, and my paycheck is in the mailbox. FML

#15636997
131 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 3:47pm - money - by DaisyMay (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML

#15581921
81 comments

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On 03/31/2011 at 10:42pm - money - by blegh - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after 3 years at my job I received a 14% raise. I was informed I will be transitioned from hourly to salary. I will now be making $1500 LESS than I made last year. FML

#15504213
106 comments

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On 03/26/2011 at 9:28pm - money - by fml - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law informed me that since she is putting money into our wedding, that all the planning and arrangements are under her authority. FML

#15448287
243 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 12:38pm - money - by Username - United States (Tennessee)



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