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Today, while in heavy traffic on the highway, a motorcyclist managed to t-bone my car. He picked himself up, glanced at the side of my car, and quickly drove off, all in the space of a few seconds. I just got an expensive paint job on this thing. FML

#17778728
49 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 4:35am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I went to lunch with my sister. As the waitress was bringing our food, she dropped it on the floor. She apologized and brought us new food. After we finished eating and I looked at the bill, I noticed she'd charged us twice. FML

#17757615
74 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 12:26pm - money - by Username - United States

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

#17748874
80 comments

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On 09/15/2011 at 12:42am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my parents came to my house for my birthday. My mom backed her car into my motorcycle, knocking it over. She said because it was my birthday I could pay for the damages to her car later. FML

Today, I found out that my parents used all of the college money I have been saving up for 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money for repairs. FML

#17726207
205 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 3:36am - money - by Me - United States

Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML

#17714395
151 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 9:18pm - money - by calebeutsler - United States (Texas)

Today, I needed to pay off a $35 parking ticket. To try and get some sort of revenge, I went to the bank and got 3,500 pennies, dumped them into a bucket, and refused to pay with anything besides the pennies. They called the police. I was arrested and cited $147. FML

Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML

#17694243
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26242) - you deserved it (3086)

On 09/08/2011 at 1:36am - money - by julesmommy - United States (Washington)

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

#17688426
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43583) - you deserved it (12917)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:25pm - money - by BigMoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML

#17641020
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33262) - you deserved it (5934)

On 09/02/2011 at 12:48am - money - by woodre - United States

Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML

#17632627
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36317) - you deserved it (4359)

On 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm - money - by anti88 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife tried to refill the windshield wiper fluid on her own. However, she poured it where the oil goes. Now the car is having major issues. Last week I lost my job, and I have no idea how much this is going to cost to fix. FML

#17619423
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32396) - you deserved it (3479)

On 08/30/2011 at 5:35am - money - by BadTime (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

#17598415
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36527) - you deserved it (3017)

On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States



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