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Today, I realised how poor I am when I found myself fishing out a two dollar coin someone had left behind in a public toilet bowl. FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML

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287 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 10:23pm - money - by Anonymous -

Today, our boss asked us out to lunch and told us to choose wherever we wanted to eat. Thinking that she’d be paying for it, we chose a pricey seafood restaurant. When we'd eaten, she told us that we could pay her back later. FML

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75 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 3:27am - money - by naughtytwinsisters (woman) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML

#15090676
89 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 1:53pm - money - by witt75 - United States

Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML

#15089569
129 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 11:04am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

#15087655
81 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, after my two credit cards were stolen, thousands were charged before I could cancel. The thief dropped nearly $1,000 at Juicy Couture, so she/he is somewhere laughing at me in a magenta, rhinestoned "leisure suit." FML

#15069321
63 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 8:21pm - money - by MBC - United States

Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

#15020532
83 comments

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On 02/17/2011 at 9:16pm - money - by needofmoney (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought it would be fun to drive into a stack of some empty cardboard boxes on my street. They weren't empty. FML

#14942524
92 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 11:06pm - money - by 2dumb2drive - United States

Today, I found out that FedEx delivered my $700 package to the wrong person. The person who signed for it didn't even spell my name right. FML

#14877775
101 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 1:52am - money - by bob - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML

#14862794
51 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 2:37am - money - by 7rafe7 (man) - United States

Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML

#14807320
125 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 2:12am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML

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206 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 9:41am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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