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Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML

#18030723
112 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 11:39am - money - by FATS DOMINO (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML

#17970324
104 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 8:47pm - money - by ipodless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

#17969396
101 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML

#17948553
175 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 12:04am - money - by cc - United States (Montana)

Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML

#17928398
120 comments

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On 10/07/2011 at 3:02pm - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML

#17919933
126 comments

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On 10/06/2011 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML

#17911577
72 comments

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On 10/05/2011 at 2:52pm - money - by pvtcab (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML

#17896857
161 comments

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On 10/03/2011 at 4:49pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

#17839244
121 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 1:18pm - money - by This Guy - United States

Today, in a desperate attempt to get my business "out there", I dropped a few of my cards on a station floor. I got a call, even a quote. A $500 fine from the transit for public littering. FML

#17837953
67 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 7:46am - money - by Sam - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my credit card got blocked. Apparently, my bank thinks buying a $130 flat iron online is suspicious. FML

#17836225
157 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 12:29am - money - by jpmetz - United States (Michigan)

Today, six years after hurricane Katrina took everything from me, I received a letter in the mail from FEMA telling me that I have to repay them the money I received to replace what was lost. I have 30 days to repay $4,900 or the case will be sent into federal debt collection. FML

#17788058
119 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 1:53pm - money - by fiendishkitty - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that the ancient looking coin I dug up in my front yard is worth hundreds of dollars. Too bad I found that coin when I was eight years old, and have since misplaced it. FML

#17786535
60 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 6:07am - money - by Ugh - United States (Washington)



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