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Today, I got a weird feeling about the account balance in my savings account. Turns out my fiancé has been using my account to order random items whenever he likes. This account is my savings for college tuition and related expenses. FML

#13360186
84 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 10:58pm - money - by udnrizh - United States (Indiana)

Today, after years of waiting, my mom and I finally received a check from Child Support Services. Excited, I opened it up to find a check from my dad, written out for 45 cents. Which pays for maybe half a loaf of bread. FML

#13350704
161 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 12:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, on my way to school I dropped my money. As I turned to pick it up, I saw an old lady snatch it up. We began to argue when a police officer came over. Not only was I accused of being a disorderly thief, but that old lady just walked away with my lunch money for the entire week. FML

#13313177
126 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 2:37am - money - by melean (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML

#13304586
73 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 2:34pm - money - by Ginger - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to pick up my car from where I parked it last night. I walked over to my parking spot only to find a vegetable stand there in its place. Apparently, that's the location of the Saturday Market and they had my car towed. FML

#13292359
51 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 6:07pm - money - by hunnybaby0319 - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that the $200 a week I was paying my dad for my car insurance and payment, wasn't actually paying my insurance and car payment. How did I find out he wasn't paying? Repo man took my car. FML

#13252849
75 comments

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On 09/29/2010 at 7:04pm - money - by thankspops - United States (New York)

Today, I was in my hotel room. I picked up an expensive wine from the mini fridge, just to see what it is. I heard a mechanical "bling". I was charged for it. Then, I tried to put it back, only to hear another "bling". I was charged twice for expensive wine that I won't even drink. FML

#13206700
112 comments

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On 09/26/2010 at 7:29am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, after months of looking, my fiancé and I finally signed a lease. We are using my savings to pay for it. This apparently poses a "moral dilemma" for my in-laws who think we should wait to be married. I'm paying for an apartment I'm not allowed to live in. FML

#13179613
162 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 2:33am - money - by sauce - United States (Louisiana)

Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML

#13164838
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13273) - you deserved it (22673)

On 09/23/2010 at 12:31am - money - by giantsfan2010 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796
104 comments

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On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, after selling some furniture and jewelry to make the rent this month, I woke up to find a foreclosure notice. The landlord hasn't paid the mortgage in 6 months, so I'm evicted anyway. FML

#13097253
48 comments

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On 09/18/2010 at 10:27am - money - by streeted - United States

Today, after weeks of allowing my parents to borrow money, I got a check for $2000. I took it to the bank only to find out it was fake. FML

#13094289
84 comments

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On 09/18/2010 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while my mom was out, my family agreed upon the assumption that she has a "shopping problem." I argued against it for quite a while, until she pulled up minutes later with a what seemed like a life-time supply of canned condensed milk. FML

#13016642
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18294) - you deserved it (4120)

On 09/12/2010 at 7:34am - money - by concernedson - Australia (Victoria)



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