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Today, I got l disconnect notices for both my water and my electric. After looking over my budget, I realized that I can only pay for one until next month. FML

#7106186
190 comments

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On 01/02/2010 at 3:27pm - money - by troubled - Sent from mobile version

Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

#7059755
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17229) - you deserved it (5763)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:52pm - money - by Busted (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I received a $105 parking ticket for being in a handicapped space. The lines were covered by snow, and the sign was on the building twenty feet away. FML

#7029804
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22274) - you deserved it (3578)

On 12/30/2009 at 3:23am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom sold the car I've been working on for the last few years for 100 dollars. To buy gas for her car. FML

#6995893
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31521) - you deserved it (1964)

On 12/28/2009 at 4:39pm - money - by Butter_Cup - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML

#6969342
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27111) - you deserved it (2246)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:34am - money - by Cheap (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my uncle got me a debit card and put one thousand dollars on it for my Christmas present. However, he forgot to activate the card. The recipt with the 14 digit activation code is in the garbage in Colorado. FML

#6945221
54 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 8:20pm - money - by kraziikayce (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out my mom is getting rid of cable TV. My dad and I bought her a 700 dollar plasma screen TV for Christmas. FML

#6922961
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18385) - you deserved it (2433)

On 12/24/2009 at 2:45pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I waited until the last minute to do my Christmas shopping. Today, I also discovered that my bank account has been frozen due to suspicious activity. FML

#6887241
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18603) - you deserved it (6818)

On 12/22/2009 at 4:54pm - money - by DumbLackofLuck (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML

#6839284
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19410) - you deserved it (3121)

On 12/20/2009 at 12:13am - money - by Fml37 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I can't get my heat to turn off. It is currently 87 degrees Fahrenheit in my house, and my heat is running non-stop. It's about 20 degrees outside with over a foot of snow on the ground, so a repairman can't come out to fix it. My electricity bill will be about $1000. FML

#6829701
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23194) - you deserved it (2297)

On 12/19/2009 at 3:10pm - money - by heatproblems (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I leave Ireland after a 5 month study abroad. Today also happens to be the day that the price of alcohol decreases by 30%, the dollar increases by 15% and the girl I have been chasing the whole time, to no avail, finally decides to show an interest in me. FML

#6786909
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30469) - you deserved it (1789)

On 12/17/2009 at 12:00am - money - by exchange (man) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, I learned that my building never received my rent check. Now not only do I have to pay a $40 late fee, but also a $40 fee to stop the payment of the check that went god knows where. FML

#6764410
38 comments

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On 12/15/2009 at 1:18pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at the airport getting ready to go to Hawaii. The guy at the counter said my flight was delayed. It turns out that the flight that was delayed was a flight going to Miami. My flight left at the regular time, and my luggage was on it, because I checked in the night before. FML

#6761430
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20015) - you deserved it (2280)

On 12/15/2009 at 4:23am - money - by dJ21 (man) - Guam



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