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Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

#13829681
87 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 5:34pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

#13803743
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29449) - you deserved it (4096)

On 11/11/2010 at 4:40pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I arrived home to find I'd been broken in to. The culprit? An obese homeless man, who I found face down, unconscious, and surrounded by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in, ate everything in sight, soiled himself, and passed out. The worst part? The cops don't even believe me. FML

#13771276
87 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 10:36pm - money - by Jen - Australia

Today, my friend bought a smartphone and updated his facebook status with it. Two weeks ago he signed an apartment lease with another friend. Four months ago he bought a new handgun. Seven months ago he bought a new TV. He's owed me $300 for a year and a half. FML

#13762244
158 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 5:47am - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML

#13756349
64 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 8:05pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that a street performer makes more money than I do. I have a full time job at the bank. FML

#13740826
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24943) - you deserved it (3458)

On 11/06/2010 at 5:08pm - money - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received an overdue bill for my now nonexistent car that caught fire in July. FML

#13713270
54 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 10:42am - money - by Lisa - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found that windshield wipers on my car had been stolen. I bought a pair of new ones for around $10 but when I was trying to put them in place, I failed to hold a wiper holder and it slipped down on the windshield, causing cracks. Now I have to replace the windshield which will cost approximately $150. FML

Today, I heard on the news that the average debt one is in when they graduate college is $24,000. I've been in college for one year and my debt is already $20,000. And it turns out that my school's accreditation does not exist like I was told. $20,000 in debt and no college credits to show for it. FML

#13582834
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23411) - you deserved it (6904)

On 10/24/2010 at 10:16pm - money - by krissysays (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had two 100's and two singles in my wallet. The two 100's was for my electric bill and the two singles were for the bus. Once I got off the bus and to the electric company, I noticed only my singles were there. Turns out I paid the bus driver $200. FML

#13570678
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15009) - you deserved it (35001)

On 10/24/2010 at 12:37am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML

#13514929
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23035) - you deserved it (15211)

On 10/19/2010 at 7:06pm - money - by Sarah - United States (Ohio)

Today, the man who has been my stepfather for six years, has forgotten how old I am. However, he remembers exactly how much my real father owes him for child support. FML

#13512572
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24968) - you deserved it (2408)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:15pm - money - by moe (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a $200 bonus at work and was super excited about getting a plane ticket to see my family. On the way back from work I got a $300 speeding ticket. FML

#13450505
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9826) - you deserved it (36970)

On 10/14/2010 at 8:43pm - money - by copmagnet - United States



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