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Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML

#17265218
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40049) - you deserved it (4201)

On 07/26/2011 at 6:33am - money - by buggingout (woman) - United States

Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML

#17253464
80 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 12:08pm - money - by tim12345 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

#17236134
129 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 12:22am - money - by Joe thomas - United States (Florida)

Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML

#17221659
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32579) - you deserved it (11451) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/22/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by zerom - France

Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML

#17211353
89 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 12:25am - money - by dontfencemein (woman) - United States

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

#17131745
116 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 2:23am - money - by Tanner - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

#17067596
135 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 3:09pm - money - by brokeaf - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43230) - you deserved it (6521)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML

#17018617
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37639) - you deserved it (5804)

On 07/07/2011 at 7:56pm - money - by Elena - United States

Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML

#16992661
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34402) - you deserved it (2666)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:20pm - money - by Broguy - Canada

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

#16944357
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23877) - you deserved it (7949)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:50am - money - by hunter168647 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML

#16938704
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26938) - you deserved it (12102)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:47pm - money - by Username - United States (Illinois)



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