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Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

#15087655
81 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, after my two credit cards were stolen, thousands were charged before I could cancel. The thief dropped nearly $1,000 at Juicy Couture, so she/he is somewhere laughing at me in a magenta, rhinestoned "leisure suit." FML

#15069321
62 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 8:21pm - money - by MBC - United States

Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

#15020532
83 comments

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On 02/17/2011 at 9:16pm - money - by needofmoney (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought it would be fun to drive into a stack of some empty cardboard boxes on my street. They weren't empty. FML

#14942524
90 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 11:06pm - money - by 2dumb2drive - United States

Today, I found out that FedEx delivered my $700 package to the wrong person. The person who signed for it didn't even spell my name right. FML

#14877775
101 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 1:52am - money - by bob - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML

#14862794
51 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 2:37am - money - by 7rafe7 (man) - United States

Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML

#14807320
125 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 2:12am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML

#14718664
204 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 9:41am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML

#14717169
32 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 3:52am - money - by AlreadyInDebt (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

#14690774
89 comments

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On 01/23/2011 at 9:06pm - money - by deepblue (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

#14681443
142 comments

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On 01/23/2011 at 12:43am - money - by quarterback (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I called the college of my dreams to check the status of my application. Turns out they "never received" copies of my transcripts. They did however cash the $70 application fee that was mailed with them. FML

#14653103
39 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 7:10pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I worked out that if I paid the minimum monthly amount on my student loans, I'd be paying them until I'm 65. FML

#14636312
84 comments

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On 01/19/2011 at 6:05am - money - by fuckall (man) - United States (Oregon)



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