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Today, my friend bought a smartphone and updated his facebook status with it. Two weeks ago he signed an apartment lease with another friend. Four months ago he bought a new handgun. Seven months ago he bought a new TV. He's owed me $300 for a year and a half. FML

#13762244
158 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 5:47am - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML

#13756349
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23926) - you deserved it (2267)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:05pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that a street performer makes more money than I do. I have a full time job at the bank. FML

#13740826
93 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 5:08pm - money - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received an overdue bill for my now nonexistent car that caught fire in July. FML

#13713270
54 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 10:42am - money - by Lisa - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found that windshield wipers on my car had been stolen. I bought a pair of new ones for around $10 but when I was trying to put them in place, I failed to hold a wiper holder and it slipped down on the windshield, causing cracks. Now I have to replace the windshield which will cost approximately $150. FML

Today, I heard on the news that the average debt one is in when they graduate college is $24,000. I've been in college for one year and my debt is already $20,000. And it turns out that my school's accreditation does not exist like I was told. $20,000 in debt and no college credits to show for it. FML

#13582834
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20706) - you deserved it (6509)

On 10/24/2010 at 10:16pm - money - by krissysays (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had two 100's and two singles in my wallet. The two 100's was for my electric bill and the two singles were for the bus. Once I got off the bus and to the electric company, I noticed only my singles were there. Turns out I paid the bus driver $200. FML

#13570678
102 comments

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On 10/24/2010 at 12:37am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML

#13514929
84 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 7:06pm - money - by Sarah - United States (Ohio)

Today, the man who has been my stepfather for six years, has forgotten how old I am. However, he remembers exactly how much my real father owes him for child support. FML

#13512572
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19957) - you deserved it (1774)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:15pm - money - by moe (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a $200 bonus at work and was super excited about getting a plane ticket to see my family. On the way back from work I got a $300 speeding ticket. FML

#13450505
86 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 8:43pm - money - by copmagnet - United States

Today, I realized I was happy because we finally started having friends come visit us after months of not having company. I also realized that our secret stash of money was stolen last night while we had company. FML

#13439777
72 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 10:25pm - money - by robbed (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML

#13433237
97 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 11:28am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

#13403572
127 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 5:07am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)



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