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Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML

#17444868
182 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm - money - by Musicfan - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I bought a $300 gym membership that gives me access to the company's non-premium gyms. The non-premium gyms are all closed due to construction, because they're being turned into premium gyms. FML

#17437930
126 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 4:17am - money - by juanjohnfml - United States (California)

Today, I got a ticket from a cop for not riding my bike in the bike lane. I wasn't riding in the bike lane because I was avoiding construction work. FML

#17428177
51 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 10:44am - money - by donny31459 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML

#17416738
98 comments

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On 08/09/2011 at 8:55am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to pay a $150 late fee because my landlord didn't receive the rent check. My boyfriend had addressed the envelope to himself and put the landlord's as the return address. FML

#17379762
72 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 5:41pm - money - by sunflower226 - United States

Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML

#17370031
104 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 7:19pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

#17367544
437 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm - money - by Joe - United States (Florida)

Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML

#17364485
97 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 5:15am - money - by Username - United States

Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML

#17354584
95 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 11:49am - money - by Teen With No Money (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML

#17350517
145 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:45am - money - by bigbill - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML

#17274904
34 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 12:05am - money - by talwin (man) - Reserved

Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML

#17265218
195 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 6:33am - money - by buggingout (woman) - United States

Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML

#17253464
80 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 12:08pm - money - by tim12345 - United States



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