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Today, I found out that FedEx delivered my $700 package to the wrong person. The person who signed for it didn't even spell my name right. FML

#14877775
100 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 1:52am - money - by bob - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML

#14862794
51 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 2:37am - money - by 7rafe7 (man) - United States

Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML

#14807320
125 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 2:12am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML

#14718664
204 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 9:41am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML

#14717169
32 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 3:52am - money - by AlreadyInDebt (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

#14690774
89 comments

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On 01/23/2011 at 9:06pm - money - by deepblue (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

#14681443
142 comments

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On 01/23/2011 at 12:43am - money - by quarterback (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I called the college of my dreams to check the status of my application. Turns out they "never received" copies of my transcripts. They did however cash the $70 application fee that was mailed with them. FML

#14653103
39 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 7:10pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I worked out that if I paid the minimum monthly amount on my student loans, I'd be paying them until I'm 65. FML

#14636312
83 comments

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On 01/19/2011 at 6:05am - money - by fuckall (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, for an eight hour flight to Copenhagen, Denmark, I paid extra to get a seat offering more leg room. Unfortunately, the man behind me was so tall, his knees were pressing against my back the entire flight. FML

#14600562
47 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 12:17pm - money - by jetlagged (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML

#14578612
233 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 2:43pm - money - by calidumbass - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

#14573831
34 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 1:32am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

#14561634
207 comments

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On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)



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