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Today, I called the college of my dreams to check the status of my application. Turns out they "never received" copies of my transcripts. They did however cash the $70 application fee that was mailed with them. FML

#14653103
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On 01/20/2011 at 7:10pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I worked out that if I paid the minimum monthly amount on my student loans, I'd be paying them until I'm 65. FML

#14636312
82 comments

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On 01/19/2011 at 6:05am - money - by fuckall (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, for an eight hour flight to Copenhagen, Denmark, I paid extra to get a seat offering more leg room. Unfortunately, the man behind me was so tall, his knees were pressing against my back the entire flight. FML

#14600562
47 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 12:17pm - money - by jetlagged (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML

#14578612
231 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 2:43pm - money - by calidumbass - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

#14573831
34 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 1:32am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

#14561634
206 comments

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On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my Mum has spent the money she's been saving for my wedding on moving house. She called saving for a wedding for me a 'pointless cause' as it's probably never going to happen now. I'm only 22. FML

#14552132
81 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 8:14am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML

#14550598
115 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 3:23am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

#14549373
102 comments

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On 01/11/2011 at 11:04pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML

#14541477
85 comments

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On 01/11/2011 at 2:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML

#14528357
100 comments

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On 01/10/2011 at 12:38am - money - by Anonymous -

Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

#14510497
95 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 5:05pm - money - by qx5 - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML

#14482279
149 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 2:49am - money - by Username -



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