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Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML

#17911577
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25899) - you deserved it (2603)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:52pm - money - by pvtcab (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML

#17896857
155 comments

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On 10/03/2011 at 4:49pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

#17839244
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30805) - you deserved it (2358)

On 09/26/2011 at 1:18pm - money - by This Guy - United States

Today, in a desperate attempt to get my business "out there", I dropped a few of my cards on a station floor. I got a call, even a quote. A $500 fine from the transit for public littering. FML

#17837953
66 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 7:46am - money - by Sam - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my credit card got blocked. Apparently, my bank thinks buying a $130 flat iron online is suspicious. FML

#17836225
157 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 12:29am - money - by jpmetz - United States (Michigan)

Today, six years after hurricane Katrina took everything from me, I received a letter in the mail from FEMA telling me that I have to repay them the money I received to replace what was lost. I have 30 days to repay $4,900 or the case will be sent into federal debt collection. FML

#17788058
119 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 1:53pm - money - by fiendishkitty - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that the ancient looking coin I dug up in my front yard is worth hundreds of dollars. Too bad I found that coin when I was eight years old, and have since misplaced it. FML

#17786535
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27628) - you deserved it (6425)

On 09/20/2011 at 6:07am - money - by Ugh - United States (Washington)

Today, while in heavy traffic on the highway, a motorcyclist managed to t-bone my car. He picked himself up, glanced at the side of my car, and quickly drove off, all in the space of a few seconds. I just got an expensive paint job on this thing. FML

#17778728
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23512) - you deserved it (2759)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:35am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I went to lunch with my sister. As the waitress was bringing our food, she dropped it on the floor. She apologized and brought us new food. After we finished eating and I looked at the bill, I noticed she'd charged us twice. FML

#17757615
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33756) - you deserved it (3092)

On 09/16/2011 at 12:26pm - money - by Username - United States

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

#17748874
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28796) - you deserved it (2915)

On 09/15/2011 at 12:42am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my parents came to my house for my birthday. My mom backed her car into my motorcycle, knocking it over. She said because it was my birthday I could pay for the damages to her car later. FML

Today, I found out that my parents used all of the college money I have been saving up for 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money for repairs. FML

#17726207
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38355) - you deserved it (2296)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:36am - money - by Me - United States

Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML

#17714395
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24954) - you deserved it (12912)

On 09/10/2011 at 9:18pm - money - by calebeutsler - United States (Texas)



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