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Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML

#19054787
102 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 4:43am - money - by IHateBeingAStudent (woman) -

Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML

#19051047
32 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 7:53pm - money - by ulring - United States

Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML

#19045980
75 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 2:03am - money - by jam - Australia

Today, I gave an old owl lamp away because I had no need for it. The new owner informed me shortly after that it was worth $400. FML

#19039556
76 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 1:56am - money - by Feelinfunny1 - United States

Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML

#19032748
71 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 6:29am - money - by thatgirl34 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I texted my flatmate to ask him when he would be paying his portion of the rent, since he has told me he would be late this month. He wrote back to inform me that he had moved out last night while I was away, and that he won't be paying me anything. FML

#19020583
67 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 7:14pm - money - by oceangirl - United States

Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M and M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML

#19016229
150 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 3:11am - money - by kirstiexoxo (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that my "cash back rewards" for credit card purchases are mailed with the monthly statement. The same monthly statement that goes straight into the shredder or fireplace because I prefer to do my banking online. FML

#18996100
73 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 9:51pm - money - by twiggy24 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

#18974809
84 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
166 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, I just finished my first week of unemployment. I don't have any money. I also just finished the last toilet paper roll. FML

#18930707
120 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 12:58am - money - by INeedMoney - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML

#18922486
101 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 1:54am - money - by dust - Japan

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
167 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States



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