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Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

#19292961
139 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 9:04am - money - by dhbeaver - United States (Virginia)

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through a flock of vultures eating road kill. Since a bird hit the mirror and broke it, I now have to pay for a replacement. FML

#19276997
83 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 11:19am - money - by me - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized how poor I am when I had to use sharpies to color in the worn spots on my dress shoes before leaving for work. FML

#19265043
205 comments

Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML

#19216079
171 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 7:27pm - money - by stuff2710 - United States (Illinois)

Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML

#19207199
51 comments

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On 03/03/2012 at 2:33am - money - by Sean - Canada (Quebec)

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

#19182487
183 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 2:41pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

#19108975
51 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 5:07pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML

#19054787
100 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 4:43am - money - by IHateBeingAStudent (woman) -

Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML

#19051047
31 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 7:53pm - money - by ulring - United States

Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML

#19045980
73 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 2:03am - money - by jam - Australia

Today, I gave an old owl lamp away because I had no need for it. The new owner informed me shortly after that it was worth $400. FML

#19039556
76 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 1:56am - money - by Feelinfunny1 - United States

Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML

#19032748
71 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 6:29am - money - by thatgirl34 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I texted my flatmate to ask him when he would be paying his portion of the rent, since he has told me he would be late this month. He wrote back to inform me that he had moved out last night while I was away, and that he won't be paying me anything. FML

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67 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 7:14pm - money - by oceangirl - United States



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