Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML
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Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 12:25am - money - by dontfencemein (woman) - United States
Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
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On 07/16/2011 at 2:23am - money - by Tanner - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 3:09pm - money - by brokeaf - United States
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 7:56pm - money - by Elena - United States
Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML
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Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 1:50am - money - by hunter168647 - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 5:47pm - money - by Username - United States (Illinois)
Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, after a weekend of helping my sister-in-law move out of our house, vacuuming and mopping her bedroom and bathroom for her, scrubbing her walls and cleaning her shower, transporting her furniture and getting her carpet professionally cleaned, to cover costs she offered me $14. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 9:14pm - money - by Mad - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 5:40pm - money - by sadcapri96 (woman) - United States (Delaware)
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