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Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

#19615812
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24657) - you deserved it (4884)

On 05/13/2012 at 9:08am - money - by humbug - United States (Colorado)

Today, it was my birthday. I was heading back to my apartment and I heard noises inside the door. Assuming it was the surprise party I'd hinted at, I flicked on the lights as two heavy guys pushed past me. I was robbed. FML

#19604267
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28703) - you deserved it (1825)

On 05/10/2012 at 8:28pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML

#19589899
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21368) - you deserved it (6022)

On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally bought a car, after saving up for a year. My dealer had told me it was a good buy, so I snapped it up then and there. On the way home, the rear axle practically fell out of the car due to frame rot. My dealer wants to buy the car back at half the price. FML

#19587863
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10260) - you deserved it (25521)

On 05/07/2012 at 4:40pm - money - by exalia (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML

#19585247
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19810) - you deserved it (2205)

On 05/07/2012 at 12:12am - money - by rofindie (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my apartment was robbed by my landlord. Her logic? "I own the building, and therefore everything in it." That TV cost more than my rent. FML

#19572629
267 comments

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10868) - you deserved it (27011)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when an aging lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she had pickpocketed me of my wallet. FML

#19539590
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26285) - you deserved it (2117)

On 04/27/2012 at 9:55pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I called my mobile phone provider to end my contract. A sales rep spent over half an hour trying to convince me to reconsider, and I kept refusing. I ended up breaking down and accepting a "more economical" contract, which I didn't notice costs almost twice as much as the last one. FML

#19503587
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7147) - you deserved it (32397)

On 04/20/2012 at 10:49pm - money - by ... (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, someone burgled my hotel room. As always, I had locked my passport, extra cash, and other valuables in the closet safe, so I thought the losses would be superficial. What a discovery that the safe hadn't been fastened to the closet shelf, so the thief just picked it up and took it home. FML

#19494291
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25104) - you deserved it (2398)

On 04/19/2012 at 2:24am - money - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML

#19467160
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20988) - you deserved it (1792)

On 04/14/2012 at 3:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33575) - you deserved it (3088)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML

#19429984
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29588) - you deserved it (8449)

On 04/08/2012 at 1:18pm - money - by kirsty - Canada (Alberta)



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