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Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML

#21497110
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24790) - you deserved it (1996)

On 11/26/2015 at 3:24pm - money - by NoBasement4U - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a great job I have been wanting to apply for opened for applications. Turns out it requires a clean background with no credit issues. I recently got a notice saying my wife and I are being sued over an unpaid $140 medical bill that she neglected to pay. FML

#21497027
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22553) - you deserved it (1994)

On 11/26/2015 at 11:27am - money - by Adios Career - United States

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

#21495343
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24108) - you deserved it (3282)

On 11/21/2015 at 11:34pm - money - by gas money - United States (Nevada)

Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML

#21494887
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12281) - you deserved it (27386)

On 11/20/2015 at 3:13pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML

#21493776
58 comments

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On 11/17/2015 at 8:51pm - money - by Already Broke Asf - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went to McDonald's. I was unaware of the Monopoly contest that they were holding. I was also unaware that you have to get 3 stickers of the same colour to claim your prize, and that it's not that easy to win a Jeep Cherokee. Taking down my Facebook post was awkward. FML

#21489900
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11770) - you deserved it (18551)

On 11/08/2015 at 11:45am - money - by youknowyoureoptimisticwhen - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was studying on a bench outside my dorm when the leg snapped. I decided to do the right thing and let administration know what happened. After assuring me it wasn't my fault, and having me fill out an incident report, they billed me $400. I can't enroll for next semester until I pay. FML

#21489212
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26639) - you deserved it (2265)

On 11/06/2015 at 12:29pm - money - by smoothies14 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML

#21488845
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22308) - you deserved it (1800)

On 11/05/2015 at 4:34pm - money - by crushedsoul (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my friend explained that his internship was clearly worse than mine because he got yelled at by clients. One of my clients ripped out my hair. FML

#21488556
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20951) - you deserved it (1421)

On 11/04/2015 at 9:34pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it's easier to buy a house than it is to get out of a gym contract. FML

#21488112
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20302) - you deserved it (2029)

On 11/03/2015 at 8:13pm - money - by why - United States

Today, I threw away a bunch of candy wrappers from my pocket, I also managed to throw away $20. That was the only money I had. FML

Today, I discovered that I don't have enough financial aid to continue going to college past this semester. I'm one semester away from graduating. FML

Today, my brother got his very first paycheck and blew it all on weed and a godawful tattoo, whereas I have been saving steadily for three years. Yet according to mum and dad, I'm the one who is irresponsible with money, because if I was being responsible I'd have enough for my own house by now. FML

#21485888
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23635) - you deserved it (1502)

On 10/29/2015 at 4:53pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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