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Today, someone lost a support beam on the highway. My car found it. FML

Today, my mom let me know that I'll have to spend my entire tax return on replacing my car brakes. The reason I need new brakes is because almost every single time she uses the car, she floors the gas while the parking brake is still on. FML

Today, I found out where my stolen car was. It was all the way in Maine. I live in Ohio and I got a $300 fine for illegal parking. FML

#21386559
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On 04/02/2015 at 2:47pm - money - by Bunsostriker (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that when buying my $500 dollar dress I put my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML

#21384499
62 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I lost hundreds of dollars in gift cards. Robbed? No. Mugged? Don't think so. My roommate threw them away after he got water on them, thinking that it rendered them unusable. FML

#21383795
66 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 9:09pm - money - by BrokeAndSad - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out the fund-raiser my uncle ran to raise money for his cancer treatment was all a sham, that he doesn't even have cancer, and that the money was to fund a coke habit nobody knew he even had. FML

#21383487
70 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML

#21380086
119 comments

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On 03/23/2015 at 11:51am - money - by stuck - United States (Illinois)

Today, I showed my father a nice sweatshirt online, hoping he would take the hint and get it for me. He did, three sizes larger than mine, for himself. FML

#21371647
63 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 2:19am - money - by SkottLong - United States (Utah)

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

#21361049
80 comments

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On 02/22/2015 at 1:21pm - money - by HaliMali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found a phone in a fitting room. I called the number that said "home" to let the owner know that I was going to give it to the store's manager. Apparently the husband didn't know his wife was out shopping and "blowing all his earnings". FML

#21359482
83 comments

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On 02/19/2015 at 10:16pm - money - by Enslaved (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML

#21359275
118 comments

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On 02/19/2015 at 3:45pm - money - by D: - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to an ATM intending to withdraw $150. I approached the machine, inserted my card, typed in my pin and followed the prompts. When my card came out, I removed it, put it in my pocket and drove off. FML

Today, my dad still refuses to repay the loan I gave him. I've just barely managed to pay my bills, and I'm now so poor that I'll have to survive the next 3 days until my next paycheck by eating the only thing left in my fridge: a jar of cheese whiz. FML

#21358559
115 comments

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On 02/18/2015 at 12:17pm - money - by janused (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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