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Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML

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107 comments

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On 12/17/2013 at 12:02am - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at a Christmas party when I noticed someone had taken all of the cash I had from out of my wallet. It was a family gathering. I'm related to the culprit but have no idea who it is. FML

#20994219
66 comments

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On 12/15/2013 at 11:47pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to listen to fellow classmates whine about selling one of their many houses, while I can barely afford to pay for a $100 textbook. FML

#20987288
102 comments

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On 12/10/2013 at 1:04am - money - by thefifthdoctor - United States (Washington)

Today, I dropped a $400 bottle of wine while trying to get the cork out. FML

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112 comments

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On 12/06/2013 at 2:08am - money - by butterfingers - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

#20980160
96 comments

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On 12/04/2013 at 3:27am - money - by Broke - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML

#20978054
81 comments

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On 12/02/2013 at 8:28am - money - by Akestarr - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML

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96 comments

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On 11/30/2013 at 2:21pm - money - by yulis (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

#20962344
93 comments

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On 11/18/2013 at 5:14pm - money - by poorman - United States (Maryland)

Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML

#20962134
72 comments

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On 11/18/2013 at 1:37pm - money - by Annonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the day before I'm supposed to leave for a long-anticipated trip to Europe, my mother admitted that she's never paid for it. She only told me she did so I would stop hinting that I wanted to go. I gave up Christmas for this trip. FML

Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML

#20951747
93 comments

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On 11/09/2013 at 6:27pm - money - by jsyn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

#20951618
79 comments

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On 11/09/2013 at 3:41pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, an old man looked me dead in the eyes as he reached into my tip jar, grabbed the money, and then walked out of the store as if nothing ever happened. I was so shocked that I couldn't do anything to stop him. FML

#20941188
84 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 8:58am - money - by brokeasajoke - United States (Oklahoma)



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