Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 12:48am - money - by woodre - United States
Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm - money - by anti88 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my wife tried to refill the windshield wiper fluid on her own. However, she poured it where the oil goes. Now the car is having major issues. Last week I lost my job, and I have no idea how much this is going to cost to fix. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 5:35am - money - by BadTime (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
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On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 6:16am - money - by Topher (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 3:13am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I counted the amount of stuff that my dad had bought within a week: a brand new boat, car, and truck. He also has countless gadgets at his office, including a 60" television. Our house is literally falling apart but Mr. Midlife-crisis won't do anything to help. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50am - money - by phonemenace (man) - United States (California)
Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 3:14am - money - by AshamedDaughter - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)
Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 3:16am - money - by Username - United States
Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm - money - by Musicfan - United States (Pennsylvania)
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