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Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28515) - you deserved it (2418)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, I just finished my first week of unemployment. I don't have any money. I also just finished the last toilet paper roll. FML

#18930707
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19109) - you deserved it (3977)

On 01/28/2012 at 12:58am - money - by INeedMoney - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML

#18922486
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18092) - you deserved it (2151)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:54am - money - by dust - Japan

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
165 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML

#18889055
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24611) - you deserved it (2382)

On 01/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML

#18871908
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23629) - you deserved it (3531)

On 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I hosted a "Night Out Against Crime" party at out local park. Only three people came, they robbed our fundraiser booth. FML

#18839775
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19935) - you deserved it (3948)

On 01/17/2012 at 10:31pm - money - by no money anymore - United States

Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

#18785645
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25225) - you deserved it (1858)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm - money - by meggs2209 - United States

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

Today, I had to cancel my wedding. On top of being upset about the break up, I was informed I owed a $900 cancellation fee for not using the venue. Single and broke. FML

#18774558
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25816) - you deserved it (2652)

On 01/11/2012 at 11:31am - money - by metalflower01 - United States

Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML

#18768991
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8752) - you deserved it (23739)

On 01/10/2012 at 7:37pm - money - by Voltron - United States

Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML

#18715182
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21502) - you deserved it (3713)

On 01/05/2012 at 10:56am - money - by FML - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

#18714264
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30767) - you deserved it (1520)

On 01/05/2012 at 6:43am - money - by cazorp (woman) - United States (Texas)



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