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Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML

#18922486
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18011) - you deserved it (2150)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:54am - money - by dust - Japan

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
165 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML

#18889055
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23873) - you deserved it (2003)

On 01/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML

#18871908
171 comments

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On 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I hosted a "Night Out Against Crime" party at out local park. Only three people came, they robbed our fundraiser booth. FML

#18839775
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18680) - you deserved it (3246)

On 01/17/2012 at 10:31pm - money - by no money anymore - United States

Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

#18785645
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25169) - you deserved it (1854)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm - money - by meggs2209 - United States

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

Today, I had to cancel my wedding. On top of being upset about the break up, I was informed I owed a $900 cancellation fee for not using the venue. Single and broke. FML

#18774558
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25764) - you deserved it (2652)

On 01/11/2012 at 11:31am - money - by metalflower01 - United States

Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML

#18768991
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8742) - you deserved it (23684)

On 01/10/2012 at 7:37pm - money - by Voltron - United States

Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML

#18715182
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21439) - you deserved it (3709)

On 01/05/2012 at 10:56am - money - by FML - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

#18714264
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30699) - you deserved it (1515)

On 01/05/2012 at 6:43am - money - by cazorp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML

#18706154
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34535) - you deserved it (1903)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:30pm - money - by Ilostsomuch (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I picked up a hitchhiker. He was well dressed, and seemed trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulled out a gun and stole my wallet and car. All of this occurred in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML

#18703158
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8637) - you deserved it (57286)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:28am - money - by hitchhiked - United States (California)



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