Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 1:18pm - money - by kirsty - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I called an airline's customer service line. Apparently the way that they deal with uncommon problems is by having someone put you on hold for twenty minutes, answer and yell something unintelligible at you, put you back on hold, and repeat. This went on for over an hour. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 7:40pm - money - by unfriendlyskies (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I found out that all the things I've lent to my best friend over the last few years that have never been returned were actually pawned off so she could pay her cable bill. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 2:44pm - money - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 6:47am - money - by honeymooner (man) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)
Today, I paid top dollar for an Italian soda that ended up consisting almost entirely of ice. When I complained, the girl insisted that the soda water stopped the ice from melting. She said she didn't see what the problem was, and threatened to have me thrown out if I didn't "simmer down." FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 6:33pm - money - by Sharkie49 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I received my first payment of child support from my estranged husband: $50 and a note that said he wouldn't be paying any more. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm - money - by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY (woman) - United States
Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 9:33pm - money - by Alyssa - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 7:50pm - money - by moneycatious (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 8:51pm - money - by liver (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 9:04am - money - by dhbeaver - United States (Virginia)
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through a flock of vultures eating road kill. Since a bird hit the mirror and broke it, I now have to pay for a replacement. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 11:19am - money - by me - United States (Florida)
Today, I realized how poor I am when I had to use sharpies to color in the worn spots on my dress shoes before leaving for work. FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 4:12pm - money - by bowser_rawr16 (woman) - Canada
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