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Today, I found out that all the things I've lent to my best friend over the last few years that have never been returned were actually pawned off so she could pay her cable bill. FML

#19395452
109 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 2:44pm - money - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML

#19362332
57 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 6:47am - money - by honeymooner (man) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today, I paid top dollar for an Italian soda that ended up consisting almost entirely of ice. When I complained, the girl insisted that the soda water stopped the ice from melting. She said she didn't see what the problem was, and threatened to have me thrown out if I didn't "simmer down." FML

#19352792
131 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 6:33pm - money - by Sharkie49 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received my first payment of child support from my estranged husband: $50 and a note that said he wouldn't be paying any more. FML

#19335600
164 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

#19321063
163 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm - money - by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY (woman) - United States

Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML

#19316785
70 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 9:33pm - money - by Alyssa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML

#19309374
102 comments

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On 03/19/2012 at 7:50pm - money - by moneycatious (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

#19303310
184 comments

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On 03/18/2012 at 8:51pm - money - by liver (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

#19292961
138 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 9:04am - money - by dhbeaver - United States (Virginia)

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through a flock of vultures eating road kill. Since a bird hit the mirror and broke it, I now have to pay for a replacement. FML

#19276997
82 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 11:19am - money - by me - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized how poor I am when I had to use sharpies to color in the worn spots on my dress shoes before leaving for work. FML

#19265043
205 comments

Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML

#19216079
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6553) - you deserved it (35722)

On 03/04/2012 at 7:27pm - money - by stuff2710 - United States (Illinois)

Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML

#19207199
51 comments

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On 03/03/2012 at 2:33am - money - by Sean - Canada (Quebec)



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