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Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML

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that's why you're supposed to keep track of your transactions and balance on your own... it's called being an adult.

#7 - On 02/21/2009 at 6:31pm by serially

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bank of america sucks.

#2 - On 02/05/2009 at 2:43pm by haha

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+14

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