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Today, I received notice that I had not been paying my bills and had an outstanding debt of $2074. Apparently, my 7 year old son has been taking my mail and playing "mailman" for the past 3 months. FML


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On 02/13/2010 at 1:21pm - money - by Jeffrey - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

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You failed to notice you hadn't received any bills lately? Sad.

#4 - On 02/13/2010 at 5:09pm by TheDaveCA

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Normally, I'd say beat your kid's ass. However, since you were clearly too stupid to notice that you haven't received ANY bills in THREE months, then maybe YOU need an ass-beating.

#12 - On 02/13/2010 at 5:14pm by angrynegro7

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