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Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11042) - you deserved it (25599)

On 01/07/2009 at 4:54pm - money - by Perdedor - United States (New York)

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Is his name Michael Scott?

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 12:00am by rt

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You spent $1,500 on what is nothing more than a sack with a name on it. That's stupid no matter how much money you have.

#7 - On 02/25/2009 at 6:53pm by Conger

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