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Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10013) - you deserved it (22796)

On 01/07/2009 at 4:54pm - money - by Perdedor - United States (New York)

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