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Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16600) - you deserved it (41567)

On 01/07/2009 at 4:54pm - money - by Perdedor - United States (New York)

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It was stupid on your bosses part, but even more stupid on your part. Here is some advice for you: don't spend money that you don't have! But, I guess anyone who spends $1500 on a handbag wouldn't be smart enough to do that. The next time you want to throw away money like that, give it to me and I'll use it to spend on my tuition.

#13 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:11pm by pewp

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Is his name Michael Scott?

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 12:00am by rt

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