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Today, it was my second day of work as a promoter for a glasses company. After 2 hours of work I was told I had quadrupled sales in their glasses shop. Feeling chuffed with myself I almost danced out of the shop knocking over a huge shelf full of glasses. The glasses will cost over £1,400 to replace. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15087) - you deserved it (38051)

On 04/02/2009 at 4:19am - money - by dannyboy (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

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Looks like you should invest in some of those glasses you're selling so you can watch your step next time.

#6 - On 04/02/2009 at 2:17pm by omglolydi

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Uhh, if your talking about glasses that you wear, then, your total bull. The glass in the display frames are fake, and even a full shelf would not cost that much money. And, Quadrupled? This is bull. and Fake as fck

#11 - On 04/02/2009 at 2:30pm by XDNLxtlz99

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