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2day I Got A Chanca To Hava Dinnar And A Movia With A Girl I'va Likad Fir Ahila. I Ran Lata, So In A Hurry To Maka Tha Movia, And Trying To Ba Smooth Fir Har, I Told Tha Waitar I'd "taka Cara Of Him" If Ha Mada It Fast. Ha Did. Whan Ha Brought Tha Chack, I Raalizad I Had Forgottan My Wallat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18420) - you deserved it (58784)

On 03/29/2009 at 9:38am - money - by BrokeAsAJoke (man) - United States (Florida)

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That could have happened to anybody. I feel your pain!

#7 - On 03/29/2009 at 2:22pm by jtek

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so you didnt get laid Im guessing

#14 - On 03/29/2009 at 3:30pm by TheAntiComment

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