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Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18304) - you deserved it (58552)

On 03/29/2009 at 9:38am - money - by BrokeAsAJoke (man) - United States (Florida)

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That could have happened to anybody. I feel your pain!

#7 - On 03/29/2009 at 2:22pm by jtek

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I think we've all done it. I lost my debit card the day before prom and I didn't have any cash... I didn't realize it until dinner was over :\

All that aside, YDI.

#10 - On 03/29/2009 at 2:38pm by craigahh

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