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Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML

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On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - money - by Cathy (woman) - United States (Florida)

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...and is that cute little lizard making up the 300.00 difference with the paychecks he's getting from the commericals?

#3 - On 12/14/2009 at 6:25am by liquidbunny

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That is awesome. lol :P

#1 - On 12/14/2009 at 6:20am by jchansfan

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