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Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks (14521) - you totally deserved it (2981)

On 11/14/2009 at 5:11am - money - by poorclubgoer (man) - United States

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#1 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:05am by satbir15

First to vote you thumbs down

#2 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:09am by Nonamerequired

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#17 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:00pm by InfectedWithDrew

You have way too much time on your hands.

#19 - On 11/14/2009 at 1:07pm by eleni

I swear idiots on this site obsess with people posting first. I've been to many many forums where people obsess with doing it and everyone ignores it. Seems to be a lot less common when half the site doesn't let it get to them.

#21 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:06pm by td2

Amendments to the Constitution of the United States

*message deleted*

#22 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:20pm by I_am_stupid_also

Annnd this is why u wear pants with a hard to get in pocket. :)

#25 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:34pm by liveBabylon

you do realise that if I were to type

"I think four straight lines suck"
That my msg would get deleted cuz I have the letters "f", "i", "r", "s", "t" in it?

#26 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:45pm by Kingdutch

Python sucks... PHP all the way!

#27 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm by cefarix

Thanks for the program - but please next time send it by email, not into the comment section ;-)

#30 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:54pm by Didi (FML Staff)

That is too bad for you, and I mean that sincerely. Next time you should put your money in your shoe. Better it's a little damp than missing.

#36 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:51pm by thighsofglory

Ouch, never cool. But i must ask, who goes out clubbing then out for dinner?

#3 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:09am by ChaplinSnakker

I agree, that's strange.

#4 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:15am by girlygirl666

No way. You haven't gone out for a blissfully blurry evening and ended up scarfing down some food at 4am? Gosh, guys.. live a little :]

#6 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:19am by mercyFML

I believe she means she was clubbing and dining at the same venue. Still rather strange, I know.

#7 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:19am by Malfunkshun

Someone doesn't seem to have noticed that this was posted by a man.

#9 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:31am by Postlude

lmao i know

#12 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:09am by IgniteMe28

They do have places where food and dance coexist you know. ESP AT GAY BARS :]
You haven't lived until you have vomited up your omelette at the Ram-Rod Club.

#15 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:15am by mercyFML

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#28 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:56pm by bananamilkshake

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He accidentally got your money when he was trying to burgle your turds, turd-burglar.

#5 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:19am by perdix

he hypnotized you with his attractiveness... O_O

#8 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:25am by peroxideprincess

pwned

#10 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:47am by blastvortex

Inb4 'LOL it saiz u danced w/ a MAN but u are also a MAN. LOL'

*sigh* Just watch. :|

#11 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:51am by Overcast117

lmao i know. so funny. just wait for all the flamers to come in and get all bitchy at our "ignorance"

#13 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:14am by IgniteMe28

aww that sux : ( you should never dance with strangers btw... I have had the same thing happen to me when I danced with this seemingly sweet girl... only she stole my cell -.-"

#14 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:15am by Julianneisasmurf

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAAAYBAR GAAAYBAR GAAAYBAR!

#16 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:44am by pawpaw

XD

#24 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:21pm by peroxideprincess

love that clip!

#32 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:20pm by wah_face

Ugh, why I hate the sketchiness of clubs.

#18 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:08pm by greenfairy

What a douche nozzle

#20 - On 11/14/2009 at 1:55pm by Erindub

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ydi...cus I bet ur ugly .!!! hahaha

#23 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:21pm by Dickman16

This one sounds eerily familiar... *goes to search*

#31 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:16pm by CheshireHalli

You only had forty dollars? Did you choose your name before or after it was stolen?

#33 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:38pm by FerrariCake

Honey, didn't your friends tell you to stuff it down your bra?

#34 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:55pm by DameGreyWulf

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Well that's what you get for being a faggot.

#35 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:22pm by evanwilliams

nice. i hope you fall down the stairs and break your neck. just sayen.

#38 - On 11/15/2009 at 12:41am by bulletwings

OP, you are a twat.

#39 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:55am by sTejaski

Damn! I gotta learn that move.

#37 - On 11/15/2009 at 12:22am by Youd_laugh_2

"the very sneaky man"

yeah... you're gay

#40 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:54pm by driedpeaches

What, you thought you were getting that for free?

#41 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:18am by Ninjaface

thats why i keep my money in my bra at all times =]

#42 - On 11/17/2009 at 10:45am by stephi0629

OP is a guy, i dont think guys wear bra.

#43 - On 11/18/2009 at 12:34am by _20jre

he dances with dudes he might

#44 - On 12/03/2009 at 12:03am by da_byrdwatcha

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