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Today, my credit card number was stolen. The thief used it to purchase identity theft protection. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31545) - you deserved it (2223)

On 11/10/2009 at 8:17pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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The irony.

#5 - On 11/11/2009 at 3:07am by Luckster

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Well I hope you called your credit company to cancel the card as soon as you found out. Sometimes if you explain the situation they will even negate the money the thief spent.

What annoys me about Identity theft is that the police do so little about it. When this happened to me a year or so ago we actually found out they had ordered some car parts and where they were being delivered to. Also found they had brought some plane tickets to spain. Called the police and told them that we had the thiefs address and could tell them exactly when they would be at the airport.. they just told me to speak with the bank to claim the money back and said they couldn't do anything else.

#7 - On 11/11/2009 at 3:51am by Jimboom

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