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Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML

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Obviously, he has a limited number of minutes on his cellphone plan?

#3 - On 02/25/2009 at 1:58pm by Bloom

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how can people not understand what this means?
so the OP called the bank from a pre-paid mobile phone, was put on hold for a long time then when he finally got through to talk to someone at the bank, the money on his phone ran out and cut him off!

#14 - On 10/19/2009 at 4:35pm by jeniilouise

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