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Today, I got a job at McDonald's because I've been really needing money. After work, I got some food with the Monopoly pieces. I completed the set for $5,000, but I can't claim it because I work for McDonald's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27743) - you deserved it (2579)

On 10/13/2009 at 1:41am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

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