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Today, I got a job at McDonald's because I've been really needing money. After work, I got some food with the Monopoly pieces. I completed the set for $5,000, but I can't claim it because I work for McDonald's. FML

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On 10/13/2009 at 1:41am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

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Quit your job...

#1 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:30am by Sage1314

Yeah quit or give it to a friend.

#28 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:48am by godsrightnutsack

why give it to a friend? find someone who wants a free $10, no reason to split it

#39 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:29am by youreanidiot

Yeah sure, then you're out $5,010 instead of just $5,000. "Hey random stranger, I'll give you $10 to go turn this in and then give me my $5,000 back.

#45 - On 10/13/2009 at 1:09pm by TheTruth1428

The other kind of friend.

#56 - On 10/13/2009 at 2:59pm by Kylias

QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT
:P

#62 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:56pm by upforlaughs

50 50 with a friend?

#76 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:07pm by Crash92

I'll buy Tennessee Ave from ya... #110 :)

#99 - On 10/17/2009 at 10:09pm by wwebb33

Sue them for discrination against there own employes

#113 - On 03/13/2010 at 12:48pm by zach055

Give it to a friend and split it or give it to a family member who will give you it when they claim it.

#2 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:33am by Poland626

You can't do that either. Anyone affiliated with the company may not claim the prize. That counts friends, girlfriend, family, etc. It sucks. :/

#12 - On 10/13/2009 at 7:13am by PandaPandaPandaX

Oh wow, WHO is gonna check that?!?

#15 - On 10/13/2009 at 7:33am by DumbStruck79

I work for McD's and actually, you can give it to people whom you do not live with. I do not live with my boyfriend, nor his mother, who play Monopoly every year. I gie the pieces to them.

#42 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:12pm by reneedel

How are they gonna check friends? "Hey, you friends with anyone who works for McDonald's?"
Dumbass...

#55 - On 10/13/2009 at 2:42pm by HookEmTexas07

@12 thats just what they say. EVERYONE knows someone who works at mcdonalds in some capacity. im pretty sure its a scare tactic so people dont try to be sneaky. or its a way for them to avoid ever having to give out prizes...

#73 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:38pm by organisedchaos

#23, my MOTHER works at mcdonalds. I've won free meals and had my friends turn in the piece for the meal and we split it 50/50. It's really not that big of a deal.

#79 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:34pm by Kitty_Gem

They're not going to check that closely for just 5k. Give it to a family member to cash, preferably an aunt, uncle, or cousin with a different last name. Someone you trust. Like they're going to run a background check on EVERYONE.

#80 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:40pm by birds

or get a ... friend/relative to do it?
you do have atleast one don't you?

#3 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:35am by narks

Give it to someone you trust to turn it in or quit your job, claim the prize, live off of part of the $5000 for a month, then reapply. If that doesn't work, I'm sure a Wendys or a BK is nearby.

#4 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:36am by larselduderino

I had to read this about 6 times to understand because i don't go to McDee's. I'd just quite my job and claim them. $5000 is more than you're ever going to make in McDee's :P

#5 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:37am by ChelseaChops

Usually they don't let current or former employees, or family members of employees claim prizes.

Get a friend to claim the prize and split the money with them.

#6 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:38am by Jenmaree

Holy shit! A Hobbes icon.. I grew up reading that comic strip.. Or at least the book collections. To this day, I still know the majority of C&H strips by heart. Seriously.

Jenmaree wins for having a Hobbes icon.

#22 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:19am by moonlight_daze

Me too LOL. Calvin and Hobbes were the best... And to the OP I never knew you couldn't play if you're an employee. Thats discrimination!

#61 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:52pm by jakedmagic

Outch. You should ask a friend to claim it for you and offer a share of the money. Choose a good friend, but preferably one that owes you one ;) Usually, family members of employees are not allowed to take part in give aways either, so you might want to check the fine print before sending a parent or sibling.

#7 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:41am by oh_0_0

Outch?

#16 - On 10/13/2009 at 8:09am by BeeSkwaird

Actually, technically there's nothing wrong with "outch" as it's just an expression of pain.

#58 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:30pm by Witchcraft

it's spelled ouch. Thus the the little squiggly red line under outch

#60 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:48pm by aaronbomb

So if I said "Hmph" to express sulk, I would be incorrect because of some squiggly red line?

It's an expression of pain or sympathy/empathy. There's no incorrect way to spell it.
Technically an "ouch" is a setting for precious stones, anyway.

#65 - On 10/13/2009 at 4:08pm by Witchcraft

Are we really arguing over the spelling of "ouch", "outch", etc.? Lol.

Anywayssss.... Today my friend got the one monopoly thing he was missing for the 10k one.. And he dropped it in the rain.. lol

#75 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:05pm by dudeitsdanny

Have a friend claim it and share the money with them. It's not that complicated to work out. Except if you're dumb enough that you hadn't already thought of that, you probably threw away the pieces.

#8 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:43am by AndreaHatesYou1

AHHH I'm so jealous! sucks that you can't claim though. I'd cry.

#9 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:44am by laurr_rawrs

why did you even tell anyone dumbass ?the rules for every game they have says no employees.

#10 - On 10/13/2009 at 6:45am by ladiesman14

oh mann that sucks.... give it to ur mom!!!

#11 - On 10/13/2009 at 7:12am by chellinha93

That's terrible. FYL

#13 - On 10/13/2009 at 7:20am by moonlight_daze

QUIT!!!

#14 - On 10/13/2009 at 7:26am by delly

quit your job, stupid. then claim it later....if this is even true

#17 - On 10/13/2009 at 8:14am by vjensen74

hee hee!

#18 - On 10/13/2009 at 8:17am by vjensen74

I'm sorry for you predicament, but I can help you. Invest the money in me, Brave_Sir_Robin!

You will not only see your $5000 go to good use, but you will feel a lasting happiness knowing you have made a difference in my life (or at least $5,000 richer). The address is:

Brave_Sir_Robin
1337 Fake Street
Eatit, FL 00004

#19 - On 10/13/2009 at 8:22am by Brave_Sir_Robin

lol. Why florida?

Although suppose any other state would seen just as random and ridiculous to me. so I guess nevermind

#27 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:43am by boatkicker

I actually live in Florida (oh noes! my anonymity just shrunk). Still, even if I didn't, Florida always has crazy things happening (like the Miami Dolphins winning against the NY Jets).

#38 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:04am by Brave_Sir_Robin

quit then....?????? considering you're probably going to have to work for mcdonalds for over a year to earn that much anyway.

#20 - On 10/13/2009 at 8:55am by eliz3

u can just as easily go to a diff mcdonalds and get the cash! my cousin did that

#21 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:13am by reecescuphoe

Back in high school, a girl we knew had the same thing happen to her, except with a PT Cruiser (this was back when they first came out and they were a big deal.) Everyone told her to get someone to cash the peices in for her.

She ended up "losing" the peices. It's possible she sold them, but we all think she just got rid of them because she didn't know anyone she trusted enough not to screw her over.

#24 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:30am by norrinrad

Give it to your best friend's friend that you don't know but who is trustworthy. Give them each a cut of the cash and keep your job.

#25 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:33am by mawile

I thought the way it worked was once you get the right pieces, you are "eligible" to win. Which means you have the right pieces, but then you enter a drawing to actually win the prize. So you probably wouldn't have won it anyway.

#26 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:34am by turnedoffTVgrey

i won a trip to the Marlboro ranch in montana this year! and also marlboro gave me a check for $1,250 and a pre-paid credit card in the amount for $40.00. But i did not get to go on the trip :(...... my wicked stepmom changed her mind about watching my boys. so now i have to pay taxes on a trip that i did not get to enjoy :( life blows some times.......

#29 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:48am by mimi606

I really don't get this one.

#30 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:48am by viral

A friend/family member ?

#31 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:03am by Leprecon

yea seriously. you deserve to not get your money if you cant figure out how to get that 5k. its called fucking quit. You wont be able to make that much money at mcdonalds anyway. so dont be a dumbass

#32 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:04am by kdweidem

i too work at a mcds. you or your freinds have to be unemployed by mcdonalds for at least 6 months bofore or after the game to be elegable. freinds can still play but they look more closely.

#88 - On 10/14/2009 at 3:05am by scooter50

go to a different mcdonalds

#33 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:05am by RatIsKing

give it to a friend dumbass. I mean you'll have to split it but some is better than none

#34 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:07am by Th217

I worked for Mcdonalds for almost 4 years and had to deal with the monoply crap about 3 times while I worked there and i happened to read all the rules fine print and such and it states that even if you happen to quit you can not be eligible for the prize if you are currently working at mcdonalds at the time of and or were working at the time of a such date and they usually made the day in april of that year. So if you worked at mcdonalds currently or after that stated date you are ineligible. So if you quit you still cant not claim the prize.

#35 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:36am by xero_link

Well, considering the fact that it's worth at least 4 months of 40hr work weeks at Micky D's (if not more), I'd say that quitting doesn't sound bad. If you don't want to lose your job, then the other option would be to sell them to a friend (and that is SELL, not SHARE) so you get a (better than half) fraction of the profit. This should be a no-brainer.

#36 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:40am by blastvortex

Ah the perks of working for McDonalds. Gotta love it!

#37 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:41am by jw90

do you want fries with that....?

#40 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:35am by GuitaristIreland

You just started at McD's today and you got the pieces for $5,000 w/ your free meal... You musta taken your cup from the 'special' stack. You better tell your manager or his gf is gonna be really pissed.

FYL because you work at McD's. But... you'll fit right in there. Hello assistant manager. You'll get the recipe to the 'secret' sauce!

#41 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:49am by kukopia

give it to a friend, but get them to agree (in writing) to give you most of it, or split it 50/50 because without either of you, both will get nothing.

#43 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:12pm by mikew85

You'd have to work full-time for months to save up $5,000. Your best bet would be to quit and claim your money.

#44 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:37pm by triplethreat13

Get up a written contract with one of your friends (just in case so you have some legal recourse) and just have them cash it in for you and give them a cut for helping you out. I'd so do it if you threw me $500, $500 more than I had at the start of the day.

But seriously, if you can't figure out a way around this one than YDI and your job and McDonalds.

#46 - On 10/13/2009 at 1:10pm by disturbedchic

Fuuuuck that shit quit and save that shit and stack paper and bitches to tha ceiling!!

#48 - On 10/13/2009 at 1:28pm by BunnyDrastic

Epic fail

#49 - On 10/13/2009 at 1:32pm by eoswald

Yeah that happened to me at Tim Hortons. I won a $100 Tims card, but I couldn't claim it because I worked at Timmies.

#50 - On 10/13/2009 at 1:43pm by Allymeme

My dad got fired from there for playing it when he was 17. He didn't win or claim anything though, the manager was just a dick.

#51 - On 10/13/2009 at 1:59pm by Liz23Ilia

Go to another McDonalds and cash it in there.

#52 - On 10/13/2009 at 2:02pm by benshady

i used to work for mcdonalds even if you quit you cannot claim the prize if you have been an employee for the last 6 months you can have a friend claim it for you they ownt let any family members claim it for you either good luck though

#53 - On 10/13/2009 at 2:05pm by lovinlife4

Why did you even play the game to begin with? You should know employees aren't allowed to, I don't work there and even I know that.

#54 - On 10/13/2009 at 2:39pm by ayashe

I think you could have just said "today i got a job at McDonalds. FML"

#57 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:21pm by aaronbomb

Yeah, you're not gonna get that much extra money working for Mcd's. I might possibly have a job at a pizza place real soon, but I probably won't make much more than minimum wage. But I need to find a job before my unemployment runs out, so I at least have a little money coming in. :( Damn this economy!! *shakes fist*

#64 - On 10/13/2009 at 4:05pm by welderchick87

What's keeping you from turning the pieces in at another McDonald's? Is there a National Employee Database that they check up on or something?

#59 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:47pm by Luckster

why dont u give it to a family member or something. not a big fml dude.

#63 - On 10/13/2009 at 4:01pm by MLB6

uhhm wow YDI 4 working there,

#67 - On 10/13/2009 at 4:35pm by dannie1995

Totally fake. When my friends and I worked at McD's back in high school, we won stuff all the time on Monopoly and just let other friends turn them in. Or for food prizes, we just went to another McD's.

However if it's not fake, then I'd gladly turn in the pieces for you for 2 grand.

#68 - On 10/13/2009 at 4:48pm by donovanrammstein

Yes, but sadly, a while back, some dude who worked there started cheating and found all the right slips and won a bunch of money. So now, McDonald's workers can't claim stuff. Then, later, some dude did the same thing, only difference was that he gave them to his family members. New rule is that MD workers AND their family members (immediate, I suppose) can't claim stuff. Not sure about friends, though........

#69 - On 10/13/2009 at 4:57pm by regisphilbin222

I feel you, I work at mcdonalds too, that rule is bullshit!!

#70 - On 10/13/2009 at 5:01pm by Lumberzack

dude, quit!! the 5k will last u while u loo for another job.

#71 - On 10/13/2009 at 8:00pm by Crunchy08

Quit then u fuckin idiot

#72 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:12pm by gorbagil

have a friend hand it in and claim it, then split the money respectfully

#74 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:45pm by gmogos92

Sell it on eBay for 4900 or something

#77 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:11pm by chuchurocket

FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

#81 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:54pm by only1440minutes

ummmmm......QUIT!

#82 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:41pm by tabrium

Quit.....what everyone else said

#83 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:53pm by Brooklynxman

If OP is seriously too stupid to get a friend or total stranger to redeem the tickets, he probably totally deserves to work for McDonald's for the rest of his life.

#84 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:59pm by dan131m

what?

#85 - On 10/14/2009 at 12:45am by frozenpandaman

I'll cash it in for you give me $100 and we'll call it even. Sonotforyou@gmail.com

#86 - On 10/14/2009 at 12:55am by SoNotForYou

i'll cash it in and split it 50/50?

#87 - On 10/14/2009 at 1:09am by hawkloverr

shens... easy enough to give it to a friend for 10% or whatever.

#89 - On 10/14/2009 at 1:05pm by robor007

Why are the winning pieces located in the middle of freakin' nowhere?! People in the midwest ALWAYS win! It's not fair! And don't quit. 5 grand won't last forever. You're better off with your job.

#90 - On 10/14/2009 at 1:18pm by Clearsky18

why not just quit and then get another job at another one

#91 - On 10/14/2009 at 3:12pm by ravensunnyd

QUIT

#92 - On 10/14/2009 at 7:26pm by elizabethash93

quit, then cash the money, then get a new job. =)

#93 - On 10/14/2009 at 10:24pm by mirandaanda22

have a family member turn it in.

#94 - On 10/14/2009 at 11:44pm by phishyyy

QUIT - McDonalds is a hole. Note to everyone who needs a job: DONT consider McDonalds, its the worst place to work. im a McSlave.

#95 - On 10/15/2009 at 8:28am by MELLLL

McSlave is better than homeless.

#97 - On 10/15/2009 at 12:11pm by boatkicker

I call bullshit. This didn't happen.

#96 - On 10/15/2009 at 11:02am by DoctorWu

YDI for bein Mexican

#98 - On 10/17/2009 at 1:27am by xoStaRox

Quit your job: $5,000 is about 2 years worth of full time work at McDonald's

#100 - On 10/19/2009 at 8:54am by PossumCuber

Fake.

#101 - On 10/19/2009 at 7:17pm by godyourethick

Cash it in at a different mcdonalds

#102 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:17pm by pierulz

my mom works at Berry Plastics and they make all the McDonalds cups including the cup that has the 1million dollar piece so now if anyone in my family wins we cant claim it cause thanks to my mom`s job

#103 - On 10/21/2009 at 1:49pm by ninja18

Split it with a friend like 25-75, you getting 75 of course. You just need them to claim it for you. =P

#104 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:51pm by trumpet55

THATS FUCKED UP...

#105 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:27pm by guardianforce

i'll split it with you bro. i'll even go 10/90. leaves you with $4500.
i'll meet you in Toledo, Ohio in 2 days. i live in maryland.

#106 - On 11/08/2009 at 2:58am by Chefaid87

Omg, i would quit faster than you could blink XD lol

#107 - On 11/08/2009 at 9:25pm by AustrynThompson

you should give it to your friend or relative have them cash it and give them 100 bucks for helping...think

#108 - On 11/28/2009 at 7:41pm by lmerlos

If I may make note: completeing the pieces gives you A CHANCE to win... you might get 5 grand, you might get a kick in the balls...

#109 - On 01/15/2010 at 6:34am by Crow1116

so give it to someone who doesn't work at mcdonalds

#110 - On 01/24/2010 at 7:50pm by MissCindy

so you give it to someone who doesn't work at mcdonalds to claim the money for you and give them a small reward. I guess we know why OP works at mcdonalds.

#111 - On 02/19/2010 at 12:13am by derschadenfreude

number 45, you are stupid he meant that op should just tell a friend that they can have $10 if they claim the prize and give it to you. op you're stupid for spending so much time and effort on some stupid mcdonalds game. mcdonalds is the worst restaurant ever! you're gonna be fat.

#112 - On 03/10/2010 at 11:02pm by lizzilla8297

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