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Today, for my birthday, my mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay for my braces. I've been very self-conscious about my teeth for years. Everyone applauded and told me how happy they were for me. Later, my mom asked me for the check back. Apparently it was just meant to make her look good. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62766) - you deserved it (2218)

On 08/27/2009 at 1:23pm - money - by crookedteeth (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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what a bitch, who is so self-absorbed that they would crush their kid in order to look good to others.

I feel for you.

#9 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:14pm by sapphielily

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You should bite her neck off with your snaggletooth(s).

#5 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:13pm by skiBOAT

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