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Today, I was trying to get money out of an ATM. It gave me twenty dollars short, so I started hitting it and kicking it, just as the Chubb security guys came up to refill it. I got tazered. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20694) - you deserved it (42202)

On 08/17/2009 at 6:42am - money - by SnakeEyes (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Did you say "Don't tase me, bro!" at any point?

#3 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:08pm by Nakedsquirrel

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Thats why you go INSIDE the bank and tell them what happened- it's happened to me before- it's not a big deal- YDI for acting so immature- it's a MACHINE dude- get a grip.

#11 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:20pm by beerab

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