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Today, I was trying to get money out of an ATM. It gave me twenty dollars short, so I started hitting it and kicking it, just as the Chubb security guys came up to refill it. I got tazered. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16741) - you deserved it (30448)

On 08/17/2009 at 6:42am - money - by SnakeEyes (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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