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Today, I did some math. Relaxing bubble bath soap:$17.00. Enough water to fill a bathtub: $10. Favorite tea: $4. Organic candle: $8. Looking out the window to see your 70+ year old male neighbor taking pictures of you lowering yourself into your bath: priceless. FML

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On 05/28/2009 at 11:00am - money - by BABYof_theGROUP (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Oh, for pete's sake, close the curtains already.

#1 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:03pm by fnonnie

probably the best formatted fml I have ever read :D

#255 - On 03/16/2010 at 7:58pm by Jordna

what a creeper. always remember to close your blinds!

#2 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:04pm by heygirlheyyyyy

eww. thats sick

#254 - On 02/22/2010 at 9:29pm by pepsie

Close your blinds, and the Master Card thing has been done to death. Let it be.

#3 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:04pm by skladek

You pay too much for everything :P

#4 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:04pm by Cormophyte

Wow, you are paying way too much money for those things. Where did you buy them, bed bath and beyond? I don't even know what an organic candle is!

And since when does water cost $10? :/

#5 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:05pm by xSommerx

YDI for taking a bath in front of an open window, are you stupid or just an exhibitionist???

#6 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:07pm by lovetoday

YDI for leaving your curtains/window open.

#7 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:07pm by genius_man16

I worked out once that a full bath, including the energy spent heating the water, worked out to about 40-50 pence in my house, less than one US dollar. Math can't possibly be your strong point.

#8 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:07pm by musu

10 dollars to fill your bathtub with water? WHAT?

#9 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:08pm by mikeshepardson

Haha yea #9 I was about to say that.

#10 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:08pm by djspazy

That must be some frickin outstanding water.

#11 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:09pm by Jeffo314

what are the changes that #2368229 and this are related?!

#12 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:09pm by redic

There is no way it costs $10 to take a bath.

#13 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:09pm by seven_to_twelve

haha ydi for not closing the curtains
or getting them installed if you have none

#14 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:10pm by realggirl

Maybe he just wanted to join you?

#15 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:11pm by 24788

#12: LOL :D Nice catch ;)

#16 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:11pm by lazorzpewpew

ugghhh so tired of the mastercard thing

#17 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:11pm by irishfever

@12 Ha ha ha!!! O man, that's fantastic!
XD
You should have turned and waved.

#18 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:13pm by Esmeline

YDI for thinking that your FML is original and funny, when the mastecard thing has been done to death..........

#19 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:14pm by GarrettCleary

a tub of bath water $10? u must have a big tub
oh, as for that old picture-snapping neighbor, take that as a compliment, will u?

#20 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:15pm by omigod

hahaha i love this fml, not only because its fucking hysterical but great format bro. haha ohhh mastercardd! and nice twelve that made me actually laugh out loud.

#21 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:16pm by guitar43

they're called curtains, but that still sucks.

#23 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:16pm by anonymous0927

#17 - I agree. They're not funny or amusing in any way. And wayyyy overdone.

Close your freaking blinds. What were you expecting?!

You don't pay that much for... really any of that stuff. I would not pay $8 for a candle, I don't care if it's organic. Water does not cost that much, but the tea and bubble bath... maybe.

#24 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:16pm by redbluegreen

Heh heh- Maybe it was imported water.
I shall add my voice to the multitudes who advise you to CLOSE YOUR DAMN CURTAINS.

#25 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:18pm by Endymion

well that sure was a funny gag you did there

#26 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:18pm by fnool

Cost of curtain fabric: $15 now if only you'd dropped some cash on that little expense...

#27 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:19pm by BlondePsycho

I'm sorry but that is hilarious. My question is why would you keep your curtains open though?

#28 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:21pm by JayCee45

Cost of curtain fabric: $15. Now if only you'd dropped some dough on that little expense.

#29 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:21pm by BlondePsycho

Shoulda start masturbating he woulda appreciated it

#30 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:21pm by fuckzombies

boring schtick

#31 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:22pm by punk_sk

YDI for bathing in Perrier.

#32 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:24pm by poolshark

Closing your blinds: FREE

Seriously YDI it for not being smart enough to close your blinds and for using the annoying "Mastercard format"

Also as many people have mentioned how in the hell does it cost $10 to fill a bathtub? You either are bathing in Perrier or you have no idea how much a water bill should cost. When I lived in a house with 3 people our combined water bill was less than $25 a month...and we took baths and showered all the time. Shouldnt make up figures if you have not even a remote idea of what they should be or else youre just going to sound like an idiot.

#33 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:34pm by SOMAgirl

youre an idiot close your blinds you fully deserve it. and no way does water to fill a tub cost 10 bucks

#34 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:34pm by poobear

just close the curtains

#35 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:36pm by benshady

YDI for giving a show to your whole neighborhood. You're one step away from wearing glass heels and dancing buttass naked in a go-go cage...

oh and you should stop filling your bathtub with Fiji springwater for christ sake

#36 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:36pm by spank_u_veryhard

"$0.00105–$0.000186 per liter of water"

i did some math. Your bathtub holds 53763 L of water. mazel tov

#37 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:37pm by Diabeetus_Man

Yea, you pay too much for shit. And close the damn curtains. Dumbass YDI

#38 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:39pm by coffeennicotine

YDI just for this Mastercard format.

#39 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:39pm by DarkMirror

you filling your bathtub with water or gasoline?

#40 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:39pm by joecoyote

Do you bathe in Perrier water?

#41 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:40pm by Abood

if that doesn't make it to the superbowl as a mastercard commercial...i dunno what will

#42 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:40pm by The_Master

Maybe it was bottled water she filled her tub with?

#43 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:41pm by MsSippi

Despite your math..

You guys really shouldn't be so hard about the curtains thing. I often leave the bathroom window open for my cats and the location of my bathroom window means that, to be taking pictures of me, he would have to be standing on my back porch or on a stool in my backyard. Why does she deserve it because her neighbor is hanging around her yard with a camera?!

#44 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:41pm by Postlude

You pay $10 for a bathtub of water?

I think someone's utility company is ripping them off..

How about shutting the window next time, YDI

#45 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:44pm by pancakes_n_syrup

maybe she's filing it with milk like cleopatra....

#46 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:50pm by catatonicsleep

Your "bath" is an indoor swimming pool?! Can i join you? :D

#47 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:51pm by Tehalon

surprised there's not more YDIs. if you have a window in your bathroom it should always be closed & covered..

#48 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:52pm by caittt

#44 - But if your bathroom doesn't face a public area, it doesn't really matter? Yours shows your backyard.

Why do you think her 70+ year old neighbor would be lurking in her backyard? I'd think once you reached a certain age, sneaking onto someone's property would become a bit more challenging. I'm also wondering if this is really a first time this has happened, and the OP only noticed because there might've been a flash of a camera this time. Do you know what I'm saying?

If you know someone can see, or you can suspect, you really should close your blinds/curtains. You never know who could be watching.

#49 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:52pm by redbluegreen

Cut him some slack, he's old and wants some fun!

#50 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:53pm by Travel

Hey, I like to bathe in Fiji water too. $10.00 is steal!

/Ask for copies

#51 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:56pm by rukusrazor

#12 i was thinkin the same thing!
YDI. get some fucking shades

#52 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:57pm by treli1593

YDI just for using the stupid MasterCard thing. I didn't consider anything else about your "FML."

#53 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:58pm by drokcab

#12: I was wondering about that, myself.

#54 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:59pm by Kylias

YDI for filling your bathtub with bottled water apparently ($10 for a tub full of water?)

#55 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:59pm by SirAwesome

$10 for several gallons of water??
Where do you live, Antartica? Southern Africa?

And you have a window near your bathtub? My bathroom window is a few feet above the tub, you can just about see someone's neck if they're SHOWERING. And my backyard is a buffer... You'd need a decent telescope to.. anyway.

#56 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:59pm by tempaccount

i dont even understand how this is a YDI. its not like you thought about closing your blinds/curtains because you said, "oh! better close my blinds because i bet someone is going to take pictures of me while i'm nude!"

#57 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:00pm by XblahhX

There's something called blinds. If you don't close them while your bathroom is facing your neighbours' property, it's not their fault that they can see everything. Taking pictures is a bit over the top, but if you don't do anything to avoid being seen by your neighbours, you sort of had it coming.

#58 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:00pm by Bleep

YDI as a compliment. Sounds like you're attractive enough that people want to see you naked. There's no FML here, just someone who heard "you're kinda cute" in an extremely creepy way

#59 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:03pm by nonotme

Are you a guy or a girl? If you're a guy ewwww

#60 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:05pm by gnbfd

i see we had some crappy moderators last night

#61 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:05pm by ilikequarters

At least he's old enough that the pictures MIGHT not end up on the Internet....

#62 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:05pm by null

$10 for a tub full of water? Yikes

#63 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:06pm by wbrycem

Were you perhaps filling your tub with bottled water?

#59 is totally right. Women getting offended by guys checking them out is just wrong. It's a compliment. Just a creepy one. Especially when they seem to have the camera ready and waiting.

#64 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:07pm by dips200

YDI for not closing the blinds/curtains first.

#65 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:07pm by deaditegirl

I'm hoping you're a girl, coz if you're a guy, that's way creepy!

#66 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:09pm by tWitt3rBuG

haaha STALKERR:D

#67 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:10pm by cookiee00

This is a Looking For Attention not an FML or YDI

#68 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:12pm by Ryno

OH HAHA MASTER CARD! Close the curtains. From the sounds of it you anticipate people peeping on you..

And $10 to fill a bath? Whatt?

#69 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:13pm by JonReb

Whooooa. I just went to the OP's profile wondering about gender and found out she's a 13-year-old girl. No wonder she doesn't know the price of a water bill. But at the same time, wondering why a young teen would need an extravagant stress-relief bath...

Anyway, uhm, tell your parents? With the current fear of pedophilia in the public and media, I'd be surprised if he didn't get sent away for the rest of his life.

#70 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:14pm by null

I'd say $0.005 for the water to fill a bathtub.

#71 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:14pm by deja54

evian bath?

#72 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:15pm by sofarsogood

YDI. You wouldn't want to see your creepy neighbor getting into the bath. CLOSE THE WINDOWS.

#73 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:17pm by ohreally123

That sucks, and you should report the old perv. It doesn't matter that he's old, you don't age out of respecting other people's rights.

YDI? Screw that. Yeah, you should have blinds or curtains, but most people put those up pretty quickly unless they think the location of their bath is pretty private. Sounds like creepy old man had to get a little athletic. And if you're pissed about the mastercard format, grow the fuck up.

#74 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:17pm by Sunsh1ne

You should have closed the curtains, but seriously did you call the cops on the old perv? I would have. What an old piece of shit.

#75 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:25pm by DankJemo

Didn't you know, they're taking a bath in VitaminWater. LOL

Creepy.

#76 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:25pm by SuperSpore

pics or it didn't happen

#77 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:27pm by waspbr

I wouldn't want nude photos of me snapped without my conscent, so #20 I wouldn't take it as a compliment, it would be disrespectful. Although you should have closed the curtain OP, I think it is still an FML, no one likes a peeping tom.

#78 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:28pm by illeyad

wow- #70 just cracked open a child pornography case on fml...

Someone call To Catch a Predator!

#79 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:28pm by poolshark

#3 and #4. they say it best

#80 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:29pm by spacebaby

Close your window, slut.

#81 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:30pm by youfailatlife

Dammit, Number 12, I thought that up the same time as you! You beat me to it! I noticed that too.

#82 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:30pm by PokeyStix

You copied this from the Mastercard commercial? come on...

#83 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:31pm by VigorousVixen

ydi and seriously it doesnt cost ten dollars to fill up a bath tub

#84 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:32pm by juicyfruit23

-YDI for bathing in front of an open window (your neighbors should complain, not you)
-You're not clever because you use an overused joke
-Like 50 other people said, water doesn't cost $10
-Saying how much stuff costs isn't doing math

#85 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:33pm by xcman

I don't want to repeat anything, but seriously, a neighbor taking pictures of you through your window? I'd call the police and report it.

#86 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:36pm by ladyeinstein

That's your fault. Shut the damn window.

#87 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:50pm by neverland

this is just like the hiking post. ask a newspaper photographer (or paparazzi): even if you're on your own property, if what you are doing can be seen from public property or from the photographer's property, they have every right to view it and take pictures. close your blinds if you want privacy, or you're just asking to be ogled by a creepy old man. just consider yourself lucky if he doesn't sell the photos or put them on the internet. if you called the cops, i doubt they'd do much more than tell you to close the blinds.

#88 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:50pm by idkwtfimdoing

i dont get how there are 4,000 less YDI's for this one where the girl was an idiot to begin with and worded her fml terribly, as opposed to the guy who sliced his scrote. everyone thinks the guy deserves it for doin a bit of manscaping, but people are sympathetic for a girl who thinks she's clever and got pissed about someone seeing her tits

#89 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:53pm by guitardedman

Thanks for the advice, but I had my curtains closed. There is a gap between the wall and the curtains at my summer house in Jamacia, and everything is WAY more expensive there. Thus, it says $10 instead of $.02.

#90 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:54pm by BABYof_theGROUP

thattssss nastyyyy :O

#91 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:56pm by candii

sue him for being a peeping tom!!

#92 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:57pm by wallythedolly

Where's the math?

#93 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:57pm by Rupus

LOL.
Probably should close your blinds next time though ..

#94 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:57pm by emmersx

Blinds for your window: $3.

#95 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:58pm by disadvantage

Organic candle?? What does that even mean? There are no regulations on the term "organic" relating to candles, anybody can call them organic, which means you got taken. The candle industry is making bank off of idiots

#96 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:58pm by Zephyrus

what a creeper!! close your blinds from now on!!!

#97 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:06pm by live_your_life

I wanted to say it is creepy, but what the hell... I will most likely do the same thing in my 70 :D

#98 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:09pm by Sofa_King

WOW, everyone on here is being so literal! I thought it was refreshing to see a OP who was light hearted about the incident!

And maybe shes not spending too much on things, maybe she just likes certain things and some of you are cheap. Maybe this is her way of unwinding!

Im going to spend 100 on a massage next weekend. Hows that for blowing money. Sheesh.
OH and not to mention, I caught a neighbor (50s) taking pictures of me napping when I was in college. Guess what my blinds WERE closed.... he was looking in a crack in the blinds.

I hope you called the police. Whether she has the blinds closed or not, if this guy wanted to see in, he could figure itout. Good luck OP

#99 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:09pm by MonkeySpeaks

it's your fault for leaving the window open, not shutting the curtains or not having curtains in your bathroom.

#100 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:09pm by Amandaisdreaming

haha, any connection to the FML below you?
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2368229
Just thought it was funny after reading yours and then that one.
Coincidence? [:

#101 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:10pm by winteryescapes

TODAY I AM AN OLD MAN I TRIED TO TAKE PCITUERS OF THIS UGLY CHICK BUT SHE FOUND OUT FML

#102 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:12pm by The1337fmlguy

that sucks! FYL :(

You people need to lighten the fuck up, damn.

#103 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:12pm by McLaughlane

oh god, thats so gross
but mabe closing the curtains would help
that way, creepy old men cant take pics of u

#104 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:13pm by jessxoxo28

YLIF. You fail at basic math and/or economics.

#105 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:15pm by liquidpaper

that was the best way to introduce an FML. I applaud this, but not that old man. ewww.
haha but yeah i seriously lold and lmaod

#106 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:15pm by hotjam9564

How long did that fake as shit take you to think up

#107 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:17pm by mardog88

If you did not close your blinds or close the curtain, YDI.
But, I am going to assume that you had enough sense to close the blinds before getting naked.

#108 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:17pm by InspiredByGaGa

Be happy you allowed to be happy before he dies. you did a good deed chica

#109 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:17pm by DreMaMa

so, is he selling copies online or what?

#110 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:21pm by DieterDerBlau

Just thought I'd let you know: You're really getting ripped off with pretty much everything you buy.

#111 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:23pm by DoctorManhattan

YDI for being 10 years behind on the MasterCard spoofs and 1000 years behind on curtain-closing skills.

#112 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:25pm by MoobyTheCow

i bathe in molten gold. it costs about 10 million dollars for me to take a bath. you're lucky it's so cheap.

#113 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:26pm by p0kegeek

Curtains. Use them.

#114 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:27pm by carrot89

the fml is just that you tried to do math... unless you take a bath in a swimming pool it is not $10

#115 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:29pm by kwbuzz23wk

I hate the Mastercard format with a passion. There are much better ways to write an FML. Try harder, plx.

#116 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:30pm by Agrajagged

This wasn't even funny ... you tried too hard and you failed.

#117 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:39pm by Talia070

That water better be fucking amazing to cost $10

#118 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:39pm by Panicattackx5

#12, I sure hope so.

And you did a little math?
Maybe you should do a little more.
Bath water is not ten dollars.
Ever.

#119 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:41pm by MADISAYSYDI

hmmm. That happened to me once while i was at YMCA. I was just swimming laps when I noticed some creepy lady taking photos of me. I didn't swim for at least 6 months.

#120 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:41pm by Sweet_child_NOT

There are somethings money can't buy, for everything else, there's creepers

#121 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:43pm by mylifeisfuckeddd

omg.. i would report him. Creepy and disrespectful. people are freaking out about the male rape thing, but this is bad as well!

And obviously, #12 those 2 aren't related, because judging from this persons post, she knows who her neighboor was and the other post, it wasn't his neighboorhood, he stopped on the side of the road

#122 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:47pm by sfsdfsf

Shut the fuck up with the mastercard shit. Close your fucking blinds and be happy you made an old man's day.

#123 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:52pm by NoMercy

dont think that much water in a bath tub is $10.

#124 - On 05/28/2009 at 5:03pm by munnyfish

are you one of those crazy celebrities that fill their bath tub with bottled mineral water?

#125 - On 05/28/2009 at 5:04pm by pete275

comments:

1) u didn't do some math, you did some Mastercard commercial ripoff
2) bubble bath soap costed $17? the most expensive i could find was ~15 and it was a package of 10
3) a bathtub of water costed $10? what were you using? holy water?

Conclusion: stop making a mockery of our current economic situation

#126 - On 05/28/2009 at 5:10pm by AnalJustice

Your Mastercard bit is really weak. I'm getting sick of people saying stupid stuff like this. If you are going to rip off the Mastercard bit at least make sure it's good. There is a reason you are not in advertising making Mastercard commercials.

#127 - On 05/28/2009 at 5:12pm by D2theLux

this is really about as funny as cancer. mastercard has been killed

#128 - On 05/28/2009 at 5:15pm by nads

How old are you? If your underage you could get him arrested for Child Porn.

#129 - On 05/28/2009 at 5:15pm by astan92

Thats why they say ...There are some things you can't buy for everything is else there is mastercard !

#130 - On 05/28/2009 at 5:21pm by Own3d

Keep the "priceless" in the commercials.

#131 - On 05/28/2009 at 5:24pm by iheartmyfduplife

he probably would do it for free so its not really priceless

#132 - On 05/28/2009 at 5:46pm by slamdnkindrummer

this can go both ways..
- the 70 year old dude is just a perverted prick who has no life.
- you gotta learn how to close the curtains

and don't worry, my classmates used the mastercard commercial for advertising our grade 8 grad fundraiser and thats when i said... great now the joke is dead.

#133 - On 05/28/2009 at 5:52pm by darkelf06

Ever heard of blinds...

#134 - On 05/28/2009 at 5:56pm by CookiMonster2005

maybe organic candles are made of bees wax rather than synthetic, you still got over charged though. Who spends that much on a bath????
you wouldn't be able to have one very often if they cost that

#135 - On 05/28/2009 at 5:59pm by catatonicsleep

I know it's a terrible joke but I can't believe no one's said it yet...

For everything else, there's masturbate?

#136 - On 05/28/2009 at 6:07pm by null

buy your bath soap and candles at WalMart -- with the money u save, you could buy some god-damned blinds!

#137 - On 05/28/2009 at 6:07pm by luvable_loozer

this whole fml is fail... not funny at all

#138 - On 05/28/2009 at 6:08pm by arela

you should have closed the window

#139 - On 05/28/2009 at 6:09pm by franko

#99 - $100 isn't a whole bunch to spend on a massage, but there are some things that you should question, such as an $8 organic candle, like, is it actually worth it?


OP/#90 - You're 13 years old spending the summer in Jamaica...

Are you sure we're talking about the same sort of money? $10 still seems INCREDIBLY ridiculous JUST for bathwater. I can't believe that.

Plus, if your family can afford a summer home in Jamaica, they can afford to buy better curtains for the bathroom. I would think almost everyone enjoys privacy. You never know who's going to walk by and see. Seriously. I'd have been paranoid about that sort of thing if I knew someone could see from outside.

Hopefully the 70+ year old man didn't upload them onto the internet.
Why he would want pictures of a 13 year old... that's even more disgusting.

#140 - On 05/28/2009 at 6:10pm by redbluegreen

this is why curtains were invented! next time, use them!

#141 - On 05/28/2009 at 6:15pm by x0xcarolinex0x

Close the curtains!! Also, $4 for your favorite tea? Really??? Did you make the entire box at once? And $10 for a tub of water?? Where the fuck do you LIVE?

#143 - On 05/28/2009 at 6:24pm by kellster

god, quit it with the mastercard theme it sooooooooooooooooooo annoying, ur not cool, no one feels sorry for you. Close the blinds.

#144 - On 05/28/2009 at 6:26pm by newguy12

and I bet you kept taking your bath

#145 - On 05/28/2009 at 6:29pm by neenyourerad

CLOSE THE BLINDS AND DON'T STYLE YOUR FMLS IN THE STYLE OF MASTERCARD, DIPSHIT.
D:

#146 - On 05/28/2009 at 6:29pm by Sessee

I don't believe your story, OP. $10 for water? Blinds? Mastercard formats are always annoying, too. You put too much thought into making up this story, yet you failed at making it convincing.

#147 - On 05/28/2009 at 6:39pm by Casualt1234

HAHAH ROFL. OMFG PRICELESS INDEED. go to google and search yourself up :D :D

#148 - On 05/28/2009 at 6:39pm by that_was_so_awkw

Yeah, your story is definitley fake. Water is NOT $10 dollars! And your 70 year old neighbor would be sleeping, not taking pics of you naked!!

#149 - On 05/28/2009 at 6:46pm by xo_emily_xo

Are you filling your tub with bottled water or something? And come on, close the blinds first, common sense.

#150 - On 05/28/2009 at 6:51pm by lithiumflower

Haha #149

The Credit Card commercial is overdone. I also don't understand "I did some math" it makes it sound hypothetical or your planning for it to happen.

YDI, for having Organic Candles.

#151 - On 05/28/2009 at 7:05pm by dtp882

Maybe you should change water companies or something.

#152 - On 05/28/2009 at 7:08pm by xam0097531

This FML was murdered for one reason: the Master Card format.

I hope I never see an FML like this again. My eyes burn.

#153 - On 05/28/2009 at 7:10pm by rising_sun

Bravo for using such an original and funny format. No seriously, pat on the back for you.

#154 - On 05/28/2009 at 7:14pm by eliz3

Today, I was playing with my camera, taking pictures of birds flying past the window. I saw this fat chick setting up her bathtub for a solo-romantic moment. I knew none of my friends would believe how ugly she was, so I started taking pictures. She saw me, screamed, slipped and hit the floor.

$300 camera
$ 15 4Gb card
10 minutes of my time.

Getting 10 shots as she fell to the ground, and posting the slow-mo video on YouTube - Priceless

#155 - On 05/28/2009 at 7:16pm by jwsmythe

This is filed under money, so maybe the real FML is the cost of water where this person lives, and the pervert is just icing on the cake.

#156 - On 05/28/2009 at 7:26pm by Tsukasa

this master card ad thing is sorta overdone

#157 - On 05/28/2009 at 7:28pm by sos_your_face

You pay that much for water??

#158 - On 05/28/2009 at 7:34pm by yandiepandy

lmaao that is sad
but the way u said it reminds me of the hockey commercials :P
so ur a hockey fan ? :P

#159 - On 05/28/2009 at 7:39pm by hockey87

come on at least give the old man a show. do a little something something =P

#160 - On 05/28/2009 at 7:44pm by SuperTryan

Who puts a bathtub right by a window?

#161 - On 05/28/2009 at 7:44pm by teehee520

#59: Wow, seriously? It's a compliment? Looking out your window and seeing someone take unsolicited nude photos of you? You're either a guy, or a really clueless female.

#162 - On 05/28/2009 at 7:48pm by daisyfuck

Not even MasterCard uses that anymore.

#163 - On 05/28/2009 at 8:15pm by diemoelol

Privacy hedge: plant one.

And you're a poor liar. Trying to sink the "bath water doesn't cost ten bucks" comments by saying you were at a vacation home? Please. Jamaica isn't a dirt-poor country, it wouldn't cost that much unless you're bathing in imported mineral water from like... Mars.

And unless the offending neighbour is at your window, chances are he wouldn't be able to snap pictures of you through the crack between your curtains if they were closed.

#164 - On 05/28/2009 at 8:18pm by Lythiaren

i bet u liked it fagot

#165 - On 05/28/2009 at 8:24pm by fmylife9999

That must be some damn good water, maybe it had magical bubbles in it :D with strawberry scent and cool popping out candles

#166 - On 05/28/2009 at 8:31pm by scateice

i cant believe that.................................. you paid $17.00 for bubble bath, whats this world coming too?!

#167 - On 05/28/2009 at 8:33pm by dracoris

FYL: creepy
YDI: Close a damn window.

#168 - On 05/28/2009 at 8:34pm by KelCee_E

You suck at math.

#169 - On 05/28/2009 at 8:36pm by ohdamn

ok first WTH is he doing that for and second u were only trying to relax and all but if u feel like nobody is watching DOUBLE CHECK. And how does water cost $10?

#170 - On 05/28/2009 at 8:39pm by EMOPRINCESS

how big is the freakin window in your bathroom? i only have one very tiny window above the bathroom, and you can't see through the glass because it's all blurry.

#171 - On 05/28/2009 at 8:43pm by oxjuliieexo

WTF are you filling your tub with? evian?

#172 - On 05/28/2009 at 9:13pm by senorchipotle

Maybe you should stop filling your tub with Perrier. You know, the bubble bath stuff will make bubbles without the carbonation.

#173 - On 05/28/2009 at 9:25pm by skierguy

that's funny but you should close your blinds. i mean, if you're giving a show...
and also, yawn to the format,

#174 - On 05/28/2009 at 9:35pm by starvingxartist

I like the way you described it, but don't say that your life is fucked. At least you have enough money to buy all that luxury products!

#175 - On 05/28/2009 at 9:43pm by Cileitz

YDI for failing at calculating the cost of a bath

#176 - On 05/28/2009 at 9:45pm by bibsterbib

lol you couldn't afford curtains?

#177 - On 05/28/2009 at 9:49pm by st87

are you bathing in holy water? my God. (no pun intended.) YDI btw, always close your curtains.

#178 - On 05/28/2009 at 9:52pm by miss_understood8

What a gross old man!! And a bad neighbor!

#179 - On 05/28/2009 at 9:56pm by sweetangel_12320

You're bad at math. It doesn't cost $10 to fill a bath. My water company charges me $5 for two months of water usage.

And if you don't want the old guy taking pics, you can cover the window. Totally under your control. This is not an FML because you wanted him to watch you.

#180 - On 05/28/2009 at 10:04pm by thugbert

You must bathe in bottled water.

#181 - On 05/28/2009 at 10:09pm by RedStook

You should go right back to doing that math, because well in all honesty, YOU SUCK.

#182 - On 05/28/2009 at 10:20pm by ohhhhshizzz

YDI, close your blinds!

#183 - On 05/28/2009 at 10:35pm by freddofrog

Master card thing is seriously anoying now

#184 - On 05/28/2009 at 10:40pm by Samster_707

evian water
read evian backwards
that what u are
luv me

#185 - On 05/28/2009 at 10:40pm by fml_24seven

There is this crazy invention called curtains.

#186 - On 05/28/2009 at 10:57pm by Parkbench

umm.

first of all, what the fuck are you retarded? close the blinds or curtains or throw a fucking blanket over the window you stupid shit.

second, mastercard jokes aren't funny. ydi.

#187 - On 05/28/2009 at 11:02pm by mister_moops

Please don't reproduce.

#188 - On 05/28/2009 at 11:20pm by jillz

How did this FML pass? It's terribly unfunny, almost worse than those reverse- FMLs. "Today I did some Math" HA YOU'RE CLEVER

And you're a stupid bimbo for thinking that taking a bath with the curtains open would lead to something different.

#189 - On 05/28/2009 at 11:27pm by Kyothine

He was probably taking pictures of you beautiful house. COINCIDENCE perhaps?

#190 - On 05/28/2009 at 11:28pm by spacetaco

Ew what a creeper. Call the cops on that shit.

#191 - On 05/28/2009 at 11:45pm by deathproof

lol @ #77

and your mastercard format is a tad off: everything's supposed to go in decreasing price order, so you should've switched your tea and candle. :P

#192 - On 05/29/2009 at 12:02am by ttonks007

#37 made me laugh out loud.
agree with everyone else on here, mastercard format sucks and your bath water is too expensive!

#193 - On 05/29/2009 at 12:08am by chimmy

Ew. I don't what's creepier: the old guy taking your pic or you having no curtains in your bathroom. Geez.

#194 - On 05/29/2009 at 12:57am by pernicious_pink

monkeyspeaks... $100 is normal for a massage, get over yourself

#195 - On 05/29/2009 at 1:04am by sfsdfsf

This is a YDI because of your stupidity. Get a life and close your blinds.

#196 - On 05/29/2009 at 1:24am by trapiadora

This is a YDI because of your stupidity. Get a life and close your blinds.

#197 - On 05/29/2009 at 1:24am by trapiadora

On the bright side, he probably won't know how to use a computer and put your shit on the internet! Yay for old people!

#198 - On 05/29/2009 at 1:27am by uberkrissy

FAIL for trying to be catchy
DOUBLE FAIL for being a dumbass and not closing ur blinds or curtains!!!

#199 - On 05/29/2009 at 2:01am by itsgen

Wow. Why all the hate? I agree with #99 - I thought it was nice that OP had a good enough attitude to put what could've been a pretty heavy story into a more upbeat format.

Yeah, I know, I know, she was obviously asking for the guy to take pictures of her naked. (/sarcasm) We don't know the circumstances on her part as to how the guy was able to take those pictures...but ultimately he was the one who decided to do it. Personally, I think it's pretty messed up that people are saying she's to blame for another person's actions.

#200 - On 05/29/2009 at 3:07am by dodger

Wow. Why all the hate? I agree with #99 - I thought it was nice that OP had a good enough attitude to put what could've been a pretty heavy story into a more upbeat format.

Yeah, I know, I know, she was obviously asking for the guy to take pictures of her naked. (/sarcasm) We don't know the circumstances on her part as to how the guy was able to take those pictures...but ultimately he was the one who decided to do it. Personally, I think it's pretty messed up that people are saying she's to blame for another person's actions.

#201 - On 05/29/2009 at 3:07am by dodger

Y.D.I. Ha ha ha! Geez, you were asking for it.

#203 - On 05/29/2009 at 7:03am by circayouandme

YDI cause you voluntarily do maths lol

#204 - On 05/29/2009 at 8:00am by missbon

PERVERT!
gross.

close your fucking blinds already. please.

#205 - On 05/29/2009 at 10:42am by caretoshare

Giving this a YDI is like saying it's the rape victim's fault. Sorry, but this is just a really gross invasion of privacy. Unless the girl's bathing in her living room with the curtains open on her wall-long window facing the front of the house, she didn't deserve this.

#206 - On 05/29/2009 at 11:48am by donovanrammstein

haha mastercard advert. nice.

you coulda closed the curtains.

#207 - On 05/29/2009 at 11:50am by percypigs

10 bucks for water?

#208 - On 05/29/2009 at 1:03pm by adam10

You get nude in front of your open window, yet HE's the pervert?
Also, you embellished your prices. That's a near-$40 bath.

#209 - On 05/29/2009 at 1:25pm by christopherlove

stop filling your bathtub with bottled water

#210 - On 05/29/2009 at 2:02pm by trailofdead

YDI. Buy some curtains and stop teasing elderly men.

#211 - On 05/29/2009 at 2:11pm by WildClown

The FML below this one is quite ironic.

#212 - On 05/29/2009 at 2:47pm by TheBlackFlame

Your math sucks and your life is a cliche

#213 - On 05/29/2009 at 5:29pm by Leaveittosteven

YDI for not closing the blinds, dumbass. That's what they're for.

#214 - On 05/29/2009 at 6:53pm by twindaddy

FYL for getting peeped, but look at it this way. The guy is old and near death, why not let him have a few final thrills? And you look good enough to get peeped, so that's gotta be good for the ego. Relax, laugh about it. Things could be much, much worse.

#215 - On 05/29/2009 at 8:06pm by Uniquitous

Call the police.

#216 - On 05/29/2009 at 8:28pm by purple_sarah

Major props for buying an organic candle, much better on the lungs.:)
Call the cops on that creeper, but remember to close your blinds/curtains.

#217 - On 05/30/2009 at 12:55am by purpleiscool

Help, my dignity has been compromised

#218 - On 05/30/2009 at 1:03am by Leaveittosteven

You may have had that pricey bath but I just don't buy the neighbor so obviously taking pictures thing. Smells like bs and ydi if it did happen. You sound like a douchebag.

#219 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:01am by robodoll

You totally stole that from shane dawson you should be ashamed of your self

#221 - On 05/30/2009 at 5:54pm by godtakemenow1448

LMAO @ #32

#222 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:12pm by retro_squares

what the hell kind of water did you use to fill the tub perrier?

#223 - On 05/30/2009 at 8:15pm by o_m_g_joe

Exactly how big is your bath tub?

#224 - On 05/31/2009 at 12:29am by MisterIcee

#220, Who da hell is Shane Dawson?

#225 - On 05/31/2009 at 10:44pm by Sweet_child_NOT

#224: Shane Dawson is some Youtube video maker.

OP: close the curtains/blinds, but the guy shouldn't be looking at you taking a bath let alone taking pictures of you getting into the tub. kind of a FML/YDI hybrid.

#226 - On 05/31/2009 at 11:01pm by Gotz_No_Love

Ten dollars for a full hot bath?...

By that math, I'd be paying 300$ a month on baths. xD

#227 - On 06/01/2009 at 7:22am by FajitaFreak

Where the hell do you live that filling a tub costs $10?

I have 500 gallons of aquariums that I change 25% of the water weekly -- and my monthly bill is $17...

#228 - On 06/01/2009 at 2:48pm by ozymandias

Lol. Sh-mabey she lives in the Georgia Aquarium? XD

#229 - On 06/01/2009 at 4:14pm by Sweet_child_NOT

Jeez u shud report him to the police he's like a sex predator

#230 - On 06/02/2009 at 12:27am by consousop

creeper. talk about DOMs!!!

#231 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:14am by pooryou

There are things called Curtains...

#232 - On 06/03/2009 at 2:41am by koonade1992

Seriously Id be marching over to get my picture, and next time close your blinds! The environment for the bath sounded nice though and I liked the format.

#233 - On 06/04/2009 at 9:46pm by wittletwish

eeewwwwwwwwww

#234 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:43pm by thered

The credit card joke is dead honey and you know u liked the old goat looking at ur cobwebby pussy

#235 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:27am by fukmylife2

YDI y were u naked in front of a window

#236 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:41am by penguinking12345

OMG that would be so creepy!!! Ahh i would move away.....Good luck with that, and next time close your blinds.

#237 - On 06/06/2009 at 8:27pm by alybally

so call the cops on him so they can tell you that YDI.
or post on FML and use such an annoying format that no one even wants to sympathize with you and they will tell you YDI.
or look out the window of your bathroom and remember, if you can see them they can see you! like what we tell children.

#238 - On 06/06/2009 at 8:28pm by amazingkate

you should press charges

#239 - On 06/08/2009 at 7:38pm by futuremarine246

Who else doesn't take a bath in Fiji water?

#240 - On 06/10/2009 at 10:51pm by judecamberos

10 dollars for water??
wow it must be vatican holy water like omg expensive

#241 - On 06/13/2009 at 2:55pm by fiercekiller

I don't understand how you could tell how much the water had cost you? Unless you have some weird kind of bathtub that you need to pour water into?

#242 - On 06/18/2009 at 7:04am by Dorchester

THE PRICE THINGS WERE A FREAKING JOKE. GET OVER IT.

And to the people who said she should close her blinds, she probably didn't expect someone to come in and take pictures. But I'm seriously freaked out to why everyone has bathrooms with windows.

#243 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:04am by XXMeowmeowmeowXX

11, 31, 36 = win hahahahah

#244 - On 07/02/2009 at 1:01am by ayylash

Close the blinds before you start taking your clothes off DUH..........

#245 - On 07/05/2009 at 8:39pm by Thealex8

okay so this sucks for you hun. fyl.
and as for the person who didn't know how you figured out your water price.....hun your usually charged by the gallon...so a)she probably knows how many gallons of water her tub holds.....b) she just randomly made up the price to what she would think it to be....or c)okay i can't think of a c...haha but either her water is outrageously priced....or she has a big ass bath tub because it cost us 14 to fill our pool up with is four feet deep and 18 wide....haha.

#246 - On 07/19/2009 at 8:59pm by ditzykayla

What kind of water did you use that it cost $10? Evian? Dasani?

#247 - On 08/09/2009 at 9:43pm by effinglife

your life ain't so bad... at least he found you attractive!

#248 - On 08/30/2009 at 3:27am by vigorousjammer

I can do maths too! closing the curtains: FREE. Dumbass. or even GET FROSTED GLASS. stupid.

#249 - On 09/01/2009 at 11:45am by MorlekEngel

I have to agree with buying curtains and closing them.

#250 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:36pm by zena_baladi

Thats an expencive bath.

#251 - On 09/30/2009 at 12:24pm by obviousman

that just made my day :))

#252 - On 01/17/2010 at 6:32pm by ilovecheesenips2

This isn't really doing math because you never totaled it all up.

#253 - On 01/18/2010 at 1:30pm by showtimen0w

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