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Today, I went to the casino. I used my last $5 on a slot machine. When the machine started lighting up, saying I had just won $20,000, I excitedly began jumping and screaming. As people crowded around me, the casino lady explained it was 20,000 credits, not dollars. I had only won $20. FML


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On 05/22/2009 at 6:12pm - money - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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your life could not be any worse.

i feel so bad for you that you won money.

#2 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:50pm by kwbuzz23wk

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Haha. :P

But that's really not an FML, I mean you still got 20 bucks.

#3 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:53pm by jeanii

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