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Today, I went to the casino. I used my last $5 on a slot machine. When the machine started lighting up, saying I had just won $20,000, I excitedly began jumping and screaming. As people crowded around me, the casino lady explained it was 20,000 credits, not dollars. I had only won $20. FML

#2187071 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (31447) - you deserved it (12152)

On 05/22/2009 at 6:12pm - money - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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