Today, I'm so broke, I resorted to breaking into my old apartment complex to do my laundry in the basement for free. FML

by itscalledaphonecontractretards / 08/09/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Texas) / Money

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  • "Whoever breached our security seemed to have intimate knowledge of our alarm systems. It's as though they were… BORN within the system! Yes, a rogue security protocol escaping like Agent Smith from The M—"

    "Uh, it could've been one of the previous tenants."

    "…I guess that sort of makes sense."

    #7 - On 08/09/2016 at 7:06pm by Tripartita

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  • You shouldn't be doing this, but I can totally understand how life takes us there sometimes

    #3 - On 08/09/2016 at 6:50pm by NephilimPie

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