Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML

by Anonymous / 07/29/2016 at 3:30pm / United States / Money

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  • Clumsy drunks are either hilarious or destructive, although usually a combination of both. My advice? Don't wear pants. It won't save your TV, but at least you wont have to worry about the stress of wearing pants, which is a joy I think we can all appreciate.

    #2 - On 07/30/2016 at 2:28am by Jaraxxus

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  • My advice: give it time before doing anything rash, OP.

    You see, televisions don't have legs, so it takes extra long for them to traverse stairs. Hopefully it'll make it down in time to attend the party.

    #3 - On 07/30/2016 at 2:38am by Tripartita

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