Money: Today, I was really excited to see the lake house my family rented.... - FML

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By RedWolf16 - 17/06/2016 23:46 - United States - Porter

Today, I was really excited to see the lake house my family rented. I decided to swim in the salt water pool it had. After playing around for hours and hours, I realized I had something bulky in the pocket of my swim trunks. It was my phone... FML

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aguitarperson 7

Saturday 18 June 2016 22:12

That happened to me before... on the 4th of July. At least it was only a crappy slide phone and I was able to get an iPhone 6 that was cheaper than the slide phone.

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aguitarperson 7

Saturday 18 June 2016 22:12

That happened to me before... on the 4th of July. At least it was only a crappy slide phone and I was able to get an iPhone 6 that was cheaper than the slide phone.

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