Money: Today, I won the $250 grocery gift card from monopoly I went... - FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2016 07:10 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, I won the $250 grocery gift card from monopoly I went to turn it in I was a day late. FML

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crankygo 6

Wednesday 18 May 2016 0:00

That's kind of your fault

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Wednesday 18 May 2016 0:00

That's kind of your fault

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