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By MotherOfPizza - 27/04/2016 11:24 - United States - Cookeville

Today, I was playing with my vicious cat who starting to attack me violently. later on that day, my mom notice the scratches. She accused me of cutting myself and set me up for a therapist that costed a lot of money, infact. The money she was going to use was the money to buy my car tomorrow. FML
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swaglesshipster 23

And people say cats dont run the world...

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ChristinePi 36

That's either one cheap car or one expensive therapist.

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swaglesshipster 23

And people say cats dont run the world...

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y0ima0wn 10

That freaking sucks! Omg i would be so pissed.

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ChristinePi 36

That's either one cheap car or one expensive therapist.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

your mom should know that your cat is mean and the pattern of the scratches should say so also.

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Dragon1248 12

Tell your mom that you will actually cut yourself if you dont get that car tomorrow...

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lizisanaddict 17

Anyone who uses costed, should not be allowed to drive.

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xando 14

There is a solution. Don't own a damn cat.

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ilanie04 16

Im soory that sucks but tell her that theu are cat scratches and also the scratches should be parted weirdly and diagonal too point that out and ask od she's ever seen a cat scratch before.. no offense but she sounds not very smart

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Sleepy_Gamer 6

At least you know your mom will always be there to help you through tough situations

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