Today, my boss thought it would be a great idea to delay paying me until after Christmas. There goes rent, bills, food and of course Christmas presents. FML
by JunkDex / 12/23/2015 at 2:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
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What a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat ass, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed sack of monkey shit!
#3 - On 12/23/2015 at 10:38am by clintml11
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1. Set up office secret Santa.
2. Rig it so you get your boss.
3. Shit in a box.
4. Gift wrap said box.
5. Attach note that says 'made me think of you!'
#6 - On 12/23/2015 at 10:43am by NicoleP1993
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