Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML
by ojskyguy / 10/11/2014 at 7:04pm / United States (Mississippi) / Money
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This when I would just say "screw this", and go to bed with a bag of Cheetos by my side.
#1 - On 10/12/2014 at 3:20am by JJ_V3N0M
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It seems like you got drunk by only looking at the bottles.
#2 - On 10/12/2014 at 3:23am by wanted_2_want
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