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Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML

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On 03/20/2012 at 9:33pm - money - by Alyssa - Canada (Ontario)

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You paid before you got the haircut?

#5 - On 03/21/2012 at 3:47am by DomDomxoxo

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If only there were some person who would supervise your hairdresser, and imagine if you could report your hairdresser to this mystical person, and potentially get a refund and your hair redone by a sober hairdresser while at the same time getting the first hairdresser fired. What a strange, crazy world that would be, right?

#4 - On 03/21/2012 at 3:47am by deadbabies

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