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Today, I have to choose between getting a cellphone contract that I need, or a TV that I don't even want, but which my flatmates insist I contribute towards. The same flatmates who eat all my food. This increased grocery bill has left me unable to afford either the phone or TV. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23929) - you deserved it (5857)

On 12/30/2011 at 2:10am - money - by WTF - United States (Florida)

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Move out, get some new flat mates. You'll make the money back.

#1 - On 12/30/2011 at 9:57am by djxoebxoab

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have a back bone and tell them that you are going to pay the phone contract, to stop eating your damn food and to FUCK OFF .

#4 - On 12/30/2011 at 10:00am by uprising

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