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Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML


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On 12/16/2011 at 3:16pm - money - by Cano951 - United States

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Take the pizza and run!

#1 - On 12/16/2011 at 5:42pm by qwertsarecool122

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Shoulda just said " I didn't order this pizza" and when he tried to bitch you out, that's when you close the door on his face. If he's really upsetting you that much you can always just walk away.

#7 - On 12/16/2011 at 5:43pm by KennyMcCrmick322

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