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Today, I went to court to file a small claim and found myself at the end of a huge line. The moment I got to the front of the line, the fire alarm went off and we all had to leave the building. The moment I got outside, the alarm stopped and everybody rushed back in. I'm at the back of the line. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40910) - you deserved it (3326)

On 12/08/2011 at 3:41pm - money - by Dante178 (man) - United States (California)

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"excuse me, what do scissors do?"
"uhh.. Cut?"
"ooh! Don't mind of I do.."

#4 - On 12/08/2011 at 6:19pm by permannator

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Wow that sucks, pull the alarm again then go to the front...

#8 - On 12/08/2011 at 6:21pm by iluvgir4ever

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