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Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML
Maybe your girlfriend took it because she was pissed about you turning her down for the blowjob.
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