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Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25914) - you deserved it (2669)

On 08/03/2011 at 11:49am - money - by Teen With No Money (woman) - United States (California)

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So are you going to haunt her?

#1 - On 08/03/2011 at 12:49pm by YaboyVinnie

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Go ask her for the lottery numbers!

#3 - On 08/03/2011 at 12:49pm by ginormica

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