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Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27493) - you deserved it (8852)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

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i hope you gave him the money to buy himself some hands.


but i bet you didn't.


selfish.

#24 - On 03/28/2009 at 3:31pm by mellowyellowww

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This made me laugh for 3 whole minutes.

#9 - On 02/19/2009 at 10:36pm by cbahh

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