Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21546) - you deserved it (6900)
On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
fire0fisis's life also sucksToday, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I…
dannij08 also deserved itToday, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML
i hope you gave him the money to buy himself some hands.
but i bet you didn't.
#24 - On 03/28/2009 at 3:31pm by mellowyellowww
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eff HIS life, I guess...
#3 - On 02/05/2009 at 1:58pm by haha
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