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Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML

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On 07/01/2011 at 5:47pm - money - by Username - United States (Illinois)

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where the heck did you fin a candy bar for only 28 cents??

#8 - On 07/01/2011 at 11:53pm by LRyuzaki17

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Maybe you shouldn't buy frivolous items when you're out of money. use your credit card to buy a meal, rather than candy.

#7 - On 07/01/2011 at 11:53pm by phuckedlife

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