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Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19187) - you deserved it (25772)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:06pm - money - by fuckcops (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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At least you get a burger!(:

#1 - On 06/13/2011 at 7:11pm by jess6blondie9

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Maybe renew your tags on time like a responsible adult and this won't happen.

#3 - On 06/13/2011 at 7:13pm by disney_blonde

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