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Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32252) - you deserved it (3016)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

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surely you were wearing one at the time?

#4 - On 05/01/2011 at 5:39pm by voodoocheese

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The boys will be ecstatic. :]

#3 - On 05/01/2011 at 5:39pm by TaylorTotsYumm

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