Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, mah grlfriend broke up with me 4 not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from mah truck. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20378) - you deserved it (47370)

On 02/27/2011 at 10:23pm - money - by Anonymous -

Top comments

Wow, you couldn't let her keep three quarters? Did you think this would happen: *Mugger: give me at least 75 cents or i blow your brains out!
*You: Curse my evil girlfriend, she has killed me!

#5 - On 02/28/2011 at 3:13am by randomnameflob

See in context

Both of you are idiots.

#16 - On 02/28/2011 at 3:25am by IMveryHUNGRY

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: