Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML

by Anonymous / 02/27/2011 at 10:23pm / Money

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  • Wow, you couldn't let her keep three quarters? Did you think this would happen: *Mugger: give me at least 75 cents or i blow your brains out!
    *You: Curse my evil girlfriend, she has killed me!

    #5 - On 02/28/2011 at 3:13am by randomnameflob

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  • Both of you are idiots.

    #16 - On 02/28/2011 at 3:25am by IMveryHUNGRY

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