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Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37445) - you deserved it (2248)

On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)

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Well, unless you are graduating in 2011, the year 2012 will indeed happen before you graduate...although I can't see why the years happening in chronological order is a reason to tap out your college fund...oh, wait. P.S. Your parents are retarded. Good day.

#5 - On 01/13/2011 at 6:05am by Back_In_Action

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Damn you've got some stupid patents there, I feel for you. A few dead birds and fish and everybody loses their minds!

#4 - On 01/13/2011 at 6:04am by Mortanious

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