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Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML


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On 01/11/2011 at 2:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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when u get ur paycheck take her out for drinks

#7 - On 01/11/2011 at 6:07am by XroxtarX

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You should have said you were busy and rescheduled it. Don't let her think you're not interested at least.

#18 - On 01/11/2011 at 6:32am by FYLDeep

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