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Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19804) - you deserved it (64023)

On 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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well you gotta feel sorry for the person who might have been sat next to you if you hadn't bought the ticket. They would only get 3/4 of a seat for their butt otherwise :P

#6 - On 08/31/2010 at 7:23pm by Miolene

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some weight: lose it.

#3 - On 08/31/2010 at 7:22pm by phorcep

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