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Today, I bought my girlfriend an expensive chihuahua puppy because she was never allowed to have one as a kid. She was so excited and happy so she leaned in to give it a kiss. It bit her in the face, she had to get stitches, and they put the $500 dog to sleep. FML

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On 07/29/2010 at 7:13pm - money - by Joseph (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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chihuahuas are evil

#1 - On 07/30/2010 at 3:13am by OwNowBrownCow

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$500 is pretty cheap comparing to the price of dogs where I live. One pet store has dogs that cost between $1,400-$2,500

#17 - On 07/30/2010 at 3:28am by OwNowBrownCow

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