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Today, I bought my girlfriend an expensive chihuahua puppy because she was never allowed to have one as a kid. She was so excited and happy so she leaned in to give it a kiss. It bit her in the face, she had to get stitches, and they put the $500 dog to sleep. FML
You know, I am really disgusted by this FML, assuming it's true. I don't care how expensive your "present" was, OP, I care that you had an innocent animal killed because it bit once. Puppies do that until you teach them otherwise, you idiot! Tell your girlfriend to suck it up or put it up for adoption.
God help your children if you ever have any. You'll be leaving them in a dumpster the first time they pee on you.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.