Hi all! OP here! So, to start off, thanks for all the support (and sorry for firing off last time!). To the one or two of you who think I should be able to stand, first: the disabled seating is there for a reason; second: when you're standing on the bus you use your toes to help you balance a bit, and if you can't move toes on one leg it's a bit difficult. Third: My leg's basically a metal pole with...
By I can't stand leg puns - / Monday 20 August 2018 21:11 / United Kingdom - Feltham
dino-rex Say more :
I did watch... the security footage afterwards. It was actually my residential building. It was Saturday, I was out of town, and when I got home, the management kindly informed us that the idiot receptionist did nothing but watch when the kids took the bikes. And when I say kids, I mean KIDS, they were no more than 12! They very obviously did not live there (residents all know where the bikes are because...
By Bikeless - / Monday 20 August 2018 18:48 /
swervelol Say more :
Wow this got published hi! I'm the OP and I'm here to clear up a few things! Yes I haven't driven at night due to working full time at my previous job at a store that closed at 7 pm every night (it stays light until very late in Montana) I also haven't been out late due to long shifts at work and recently moving to a new city which has heightened the severity of my night blindness because I am unfamiliar...
By swervelol - / Wednesday 15 August 2018 05:46 /
fishyrael Say more :
This is my FML and YES THE FISH ARE OKAY. Well, mostly. It drained too quickly for me to save the carpet, which has since been ripped up to let the subfloor dry, but not too quickly for me to get them out into cups. My betta was incredibly stressed and grumpy, and the catfish were in a panic and huddled together. The snail didn't seem to notice anything was going on at the time, but has since passed...
By fish mom - / Monday 13 August 2018 21:50 / United States - Odenton
sadCowboysfan Say more :
OP here to answer some questions: yes I am in college and over 18, yes I stood on the deck totally naked (I’m not ashamed if people see my penis), yes there was MAJOR shrinkage and most importantly we won! My school newspaper asked me afterwards if I’d let them use the photos they took on their website (provided they blurred out my junk). It was pretty embarrassing but it wasn’t too bad cause we won
By sadCowboysfan - / Monday 13 August 2018 10:29 / Canada - Ajax
boopingsnoot Say more :
So, the second half of the story: Cousin got the bunny away from the cats before it was completely dead, and when I couldn’t fix her “new pet” she wanted to sit and watch it die. And take it to another relative’s house and bury it in *their* yard. Took a while to convince her to leave it in a “safe place” (bushes where my cats like to hang out, so they could finish the job). Hey, saves me money on...
By boopingsnoot - / Wednesday 8 August 2018 18:54 /
By I can't stand leg puns - / Monday 30 July 2018 18:08 / United Kingdom - Feltham
ourlastnightlife Say more :
Hi, OP here! this is my submission lol... I've made police reports but you know how well that goes lmao. He messages me every few months w new profiles. I've moved cities 4 times, changed my number 3 times, changed my name(hi I'm a trans man), changed my email, everything. At the time he first asked me out when I was 15, I was happily in a long term relationship. At the time he threatened to kill my...
By Anonymous - / Monday 23 July 2018 06:39 /
OP here. No exciting reply to the wannabe client, I opted to only politely declined to work with them. Glad I did because a colleague did take them on and they changed the project repeatedly and refused to pay for the work. Bullet dodged, but now I wish I had been snarky.
By catwithwatermelononhead - / Saturday 7 July 2018 19:06 /
G_15948832 Say more :
Hi, I am the person who wrote this, and I wanted to cover something up. My son and his husband were visiting me and my wife to help out with cleaning the house, so they were staying over for a bit. I didn't think to knock on his door because I thought he was alone, since he earlier told me that his husband was out to get some supplies since we were running low. Obviously I didn't think he was back...
By Sorry, son! - / Monday 2 July 2018 07:24 /
gmanxx Say more :
you think i would lend him my keys knowing he was wasted? he took them. end of story.
By gmanxx - / Friday 29 June 2018 18:34 /
Emma Eisnor Say more :
Yay my second FML posted! He was trying to do something nice. I wasn’t really that mad. He drove to the store and bought me more transmission fluid so we were fine. He’s a sweetheart, my oil never got changed though haha.
By Emma Eisnor - / Monday 18 June 2018 06:14 /
real life problems Say more :
OP here, yes of course i broke up with her over it, which she still thinks I'm over reacting to. I ended up calling for more pain pills but they wouldn't approve me any more that fast. I ended up just dealing with the pain on my own while being bitched out for being selfish.
By real life problems - / Monday 18 June 2018 06:10 /
FFAce Say more :
Nah it's against my morals I was raised never to hit a girl and I've never hit one so far and don't plan to break that record
By dumpeople - / Wednesday 13 June 2018 20:13 /
reyah49 Say more :
OP here.. my "years of hell" were years of having strep throat, tonsillitis, etc at least 4 times a year, usually more. You cant go to work with this more often than not so i was constantly missing school and then work. No one outright said "I'm not taking your tonsils out", they'd just treat the symptoms and move on. Finally i asked to be sent to an ENT and there was no doubt in his mind that they...
By reyah49 - / Friday 8 June 2018 06:00 /
There's no formal agreement. The owner is a pilot, and he set up this townhouse as a "crashpad" which is common for flight attendants to use because we 1) get paid very little and it's cheap 2) dont mind sharing space because we are literally gone 70% of the month and 3) pay month to month since most of us dont know how long we will be in our current bases. He told us he decided to close the crashpad...
By I'veRunOuttaPatience - / Thursday 7 June 2018 20:42 /
By dirty__bill. - / Monday 28 May 2018 19:13 /
Symphoniaes Say more :
Unfortunately in my state they don’t even need a reason for termination. :/ It’s fine though, I was only there temporarily to help with Mother’s Day and I have other resources available to me! ^~^
By Symphoniaes - / Tuesday 22 May 2018 20:29 /
gamber9210 Say more :
Honestly. I asked him if he lived right next door because I was very worried he’s actually heard me😂
By gamber9210 - / Monday 7 May 2018 20:59 /
avocadopurse Say more :
OP here! A few things: the gift certificate was given to my mother, who gave it to me. It was not a gift-giving occasion she was trying to cop out of, she simply found it in a box one day and thought I'd get better use of it. The real fun was that a completely different hotel took over this one and continued to use the same phone number, so it took nearly 20 minutes with a very confused guest service...
By Avocadopurse - / Tuesday 1 May 2018 16:54 /
Emma Eisnor Say more :
Hey OP here! This actually happened when I went on a two week trip to Italy back in the beginning of March. The rest of the trip was actually great I toured the entire country! As for what happened, I was on my period with a pad on and it took me 6 hours of the 8 hour flight to fall asleep, but as soon as I did fall asleep all hell broke loose apparently. I didn’t tell the flight attendants because...
By UhOh - / Wednesday 25 April 2018 17:30 /
Raemel Say more :
OP here. While I definitely wouldn't have accepted, as it might make things weird for my student (who is only 11 btw for whoever thought I should ask her if her parents are together), he is definitely still married, as I asked him. According to him, they are separated, which I'm sure is not fun, but I live in a small town and I'm sure I would be fired were I to date a married person. I explained that...
By no thanks - / Tuesday 24 April 2018 00:54 /
Abby Gut Say more :
Considering I’m a teenage girl, yes I am complaining
By Anonymous - / Thursday 19 April 2018 19:15 /
Doortje Say more :
Follow up! We flew home together. To be honest, it didn't even occur to me to go without him. It was a very weird and stressful situation, badly handled by the Indian authorities. I was DEFINITELY pissed off, and spoke the words "That'd better have been the best fucking high of your fucking life". But I also knew that he'd used his passport for this purpose when he was 19 (we were 25 at the...
By Doortje - / Monday 9 April 2018 17:11 / United Kingdom - Sheffield
rokin Say more :
OP here. I grew up in an Indian household , immigrated to Canada when I was young. Indians use something called a "lota", basically a water jug to clean the area, and use toilet paper to wipe it dry. There isn't a smell that comes from the paper, and we would change the garbage frequently. It wasn't just me doing this, it was all of my family and extended family. I don't often use bathrooms in public,...
By rokin - / Wednesday 28 March 2018 21:16 / Canada - Montr?al
RipperoniPizza Say more :
OP here. I'm pretty surprised this got published, it's my one and only fml that I've ever made. It's actually a pretty long story, we've kinda both had a thing for each other and actually dated for a very brief time before (never kissed though hence the "amazing" first kiss between us) but she didn't think she was comfortable and decided that maybe we should just stay friends. I was perfectly ok with...
By RipperoniPizza - / Thursday 22 March 2018 23:50 /
CaptainShalliwaffle Say more :
Op here: Nope, it didn't smash the toilet, it literally cut it right down the middle and got stuck there. It was just this huge, metal edged mirror balanced against the wall by the toilet and I nudged it over. Did pay for the repair but it took weeks as the plumber messed up the job. She had to use her neighbour's bathroom for over a fortnight.
By OhCrap - / Friday 2 March 2018 09:56 /
By Anonymous - / Thursday 1 March 2018 11:44 /
tr3yr Say more :
While I must say I thought that was a good idea... I did just that. Her response, “She did not care as long as he does not bring anything home to her.” I also found out that she filed for a divorce though but she said it was to “just teach him a lesson because he did not tell her.” When I confronted him he just kept lying and saying how he wanted to be with me but couldn’t think of being without his...
By tr3yr - / Tuesday 27 February 2018 17:06 /
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